1. First Time Disaster


    Date: 5/22/2017, Categories: Humor, Author: oz99, Rating: 3, Source: LushStories

    phone; he was beyond embarassment. She laughed. She actually laughed. "Didn't somebody tell you that the pills you are taking will make you urine appear red?" "Uh, no. No maam, no one told me that." "Well that is what is going on. You will be fine." Wow, can getting a piece of ass really be worth all this? And what if the test comes out positive? I'm sure I will have to tell Alice so she can get tested. Then she'll accuse me of infecting her because she was a virgin; I broke her hymen. Jason was to suffer one more embarassing moment. He called the clinic as instructed, when the results should have been back from the lab. The sweet voice on the other end said, "Mr. Smith I have some very good news. The results from the lab analysis came back negative." "Pardon me Miss, but how the hell can that be, with the pain while pissing and the discharge leaking from my cock?" "Well, actually there could have been a mild bladder infection or sometimes those symptoms appear if it has been awhile since you had sex. But, you can't be too safe; no harm done." Jason thought, no harm done; no harm done; what about my fucking ego? Fucking pussy just can't be worth all of this! And, I might as well forget about the delicious nurse that wields the lampoons; she'll never go out with me. And then a satisfyingly smirk spread over Jason's face. But I'm not a VIRGIN any longer! ***** This is a true story as related to me by a former roommate of mine in the early 70s. All persons involved were over 18 years of age and the names have been changed so as to not identify or embarrass anyone. When all the details were told to me, I laughed until I cried. Poor Jason!
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