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First Time Disaster
Date: 5/22/2017, Categories: Humor, Author: oz99, Rating: 3, Source: LushStories
person he met that owned a pussy and pounding his pud till his forearm would tighten up from over use, lightning struck! A number of co-workers met at a local watering hole on a Friday night after work. One of the best looking babes in the office flirted with him all night, but she had the one young lady in the office who would surely end up a spinster attached to her like a Siamese twin all evening. Jason finally caught on to the personification of a prick tease. That is all Ginger Baker was. She was a goddess with a perfect body, wore her micro mini skirts, tight sweaters and high heels with perfection, but she wasn't hooking up with anyone that night. However, the far less attractive, Alice Humpage, even got ditched by Ginger. It was late; the bar was clearing out and Jason suddenly found himself as Alice's only ride home. Additionally with the alcohol having its normal effect, Alice wasn't looking too bad. All the girls begin to look good at midnight. So, Jason bit the bullet and asked Alice if he could drive her home. She enthusiastically accepted his offer. Once they climbed in Jason's car, Alice informed him that she lived almost forty miles away. "You have got to be kidding me. Shit, Alice, I'm not driving you out to the fucking sticks. I've had way too much to drink and I'm not chancing some local yokel cop stopping me for driving under the influence." She said, "Well, how far away do you live?" "About a mile and a half from here." "Maybe I could crash at your ...