1. First Time Disaster


    Date: 5/22/2017, Categories: Humor, Author: oz99, Rating: 3, Source: LushStories

    person he met that owned a pussy and pounding his pud till his forearm would tighten up from over use, lightning struck! A number of co-workers met at a local watering hole on a Friday night after work. One of the best looking babes in the office flirted with him all night, but she had the one young lady in the office who would surely end up a spinster attached to her like a Siamese twin all evening. Jason finally caught on to the personification of a prick tease. That is all Ginger Baker was. She was a goddess with a perfect body, wore her micro mini skirts, tight sweaters and high heels with perfection, but she wasn't hooking up with anyone that night. However, the far less attractive, Alice Humpage, even got ditched by Ginger. It was late; the bar was clearing out and Jason suddenly found himself as Alice's only ride home. Additionally with the alcohol having its normal effect, Alice wasn't looking too bad. All the girls begin to look good at midnight. So, Jason bit the bullet and asked Alice if he could drive her home. She enthusiastically accepted his offer. Once they climbed in Jason's car, Alice informed him that she lived almost forty miles away. "You have got to be kidding me. Shit, Alice, I'm not driving you out to the fucking sticks. I've had way too much to drink and I'm not chancing some local yokel cop stopping me for driving under the influence." She said, "Well, how far away do you live?" "About a mile and a half from here." "Maybe I could crash at your ...
    place and you could take me home tomorrow morning when you are more sober." What the hell choice did he have? Jason agreed to that arrangement and off they drove to his apartment. When they arrived, it seems that Jason's two roommates had their own party this evening and, while it was winding down, both couches were occupied with passed out drunks, leaving no place for Alice to crash. Alice offered, "Well, if you could behave yourself, what if we shared your bed?" Oh my god, still horny as ever, maybe she would put out for me? Hmm, Jason thought. With not many options at his disposal, he finally agreed to share his queen size bed. Without thinking too much about it, Jason went in to brush his teeth, leaving Alice alone in his room. Alice was wondering if she should leave her clothes on or sleep in her underwear. About this time, Jason returned to his room, momentarily forgetting about Alice and walked in completely nude, how he normally dressed for bed. "Oh shit, Alice, I'm sorry. I guess I didn't think about sleep wear and sharing my bed with you, but what the hell, this is what I normally wear to bed and in actuality, I don't even own any pajamas." "Well, then fuck it!" Alice said. "If you can shed all your modesty, so can I." With that she quickly stripped out of her clothes and they both crawled under the covers. Before she knew it she could hear the rhythmic breathing of Jason and realized he had fallen asleep. Now, just because she wasn't a beauty queen did not mean that ...
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