1. First Time Disaster


    Date: 5/22/2017, Categories: Humor, Author: oz99, Rating: 3, Source: LushStories

    literally moved away from him. Finally, they called his name and he entered a private office. The nurse, who wasn't bad looking told him to take a seat and the doctor will be in to see him. After ten minutes of reading credentials on various plaques on the wall and looking over detailed drawings of the human anatomy, Dr Anderson entered the room. "So, what brings you here to see me today?" What the fuck? Doesn't anybody take notes around here? Once again, Jason summoned up the courage to red-faced explain the symptoms of his problem. The doctor said, "Well, you may have contracted a venereal disease." No shit. Ya think? We will just take a specimen of your discharge and send it to the lab for analysis." He pulls out a couple of slides. This was the first man to ever grab hold of his cock! This ain't right! This just ain't right! The doc squeezes Jason's cock to get the discharge to make its appearance and rubs the cold glass slide against the head of Jason's cock. He then repeats the process with the second slide. Jason is dying a thousand deaths from embarrassment. The doc informs him that it will take about three days to get the lab results and inquires as to whether or not Jason is allergic to penicillin. "No, I don't think so doc." "Well then, we might as well start your treatment and if the results are negative, it won't hurt anything." "No doc, I don't think you people could do anymore damage to my ego," Jason thought. Oh, but he would be wrong! There was a little ...
    room within this office that appeared to be about the size of a closet and the doc instructed Jason to go in there and lower your slacks and underwear. Jason did as instructed, not realizing for a second as to what was involved in "beginning his treatment." After about five minutes with his pants down and expecting the doctor's return, the absolutely most beautiful nurse who appeared to be about 20-24 years old entered "the closet" carrying a goddamned horse needle. She matter of factually told Jason to bend forward as she sunk this lampoon of a needle into the right cheek of his ass! Fuck did that hurt! Jason began to raise his underwear and slacks up and the goddess giggles and says, "Not so fast. One more time." She then proceeded to thrust this lance again into his back side, this time scoring on the left cheek. "Okay, that's all. You can get dressed. And, here, you will need to get this prescription filled and begin taking this medication until it is all gone. Any questions?" I suppose getting treated for VD and asking you on a date might be a case of bad timing, Jason thought. Oh well, maybe some other time. Jason got the prescription filled and started taking the pills that afternoon. The next morning when Jason emptied his bladder, as he looked down, he almost passed out. His piss was blood red! Oh my god, what the fuck kind of disease did the slut Alice give me? Promptly at 9:00 AM Jason called the Anderson clinic and explained the problem to the lady who answered the ...
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