1. First Time Disaster


    Date: 5/22/2017, Categories: Humor, Author: oz99, Rating: 3, Source: LushStories

    So throughout his college days, Jason Smith tried like hell, but was totally unsuccessful in losing his most embarrassing character trait. He graduated with an impressive degree from a major university. The university only admitted perhaps seven percent of all applicants and had a significant flunk out rate, so being successful in attaining a Bachelors degree from this institution was in itself impressive and quite an accomplishment. Jason wasn't half bad looking, remaining trim and in fairly good physical condition. He landed a good job, was earning a comfortable living, had a nice apartment in the suburbs of the major city to which he had re-located and drove a decent car. So by all outward appearances he was intelligent, fairly good looking, outwardly successful in his first career position, was comfortable around almost anyone that he met, but still this albatross hung around his neck. Jason Smith was a damn VIRGIN!! Always horny, he beat his meat until it was sore and still a virgin; how fucking embarrassing? In his new position he came in contact with the public frequently, so was meeting a good number of eligible women. He worked in an office with perhaps seventy-five people, half of whom were women, even if seventy-five percent of them were either married or butt ugly. Then there was a rather well developed social network of friends from college and a continual flow of new talent from people they were meeting either through their work or other social activities. His ...
    friends, their wives and girl friends were continually fixing Jason up, but it always seemed to be with "nice girls." Jason was so obsessed with his "condition," that he was ready to just go find some whore and pay for it! "Nice girls!" Fuck nice girls. Well, yeah he would if he had the chance to get in their pants. He then heard the theory of "go ugly early." Hmm, perhaps it's worth a try. For the uninitiated, "go ugly early" refers to just saying the hell with trying to fuck the girl of your dreams; early in the evening, just latch on to some homely or ugly girl, some fat chick or whomever you just know will still be unattached at the end of the evening. Turn the lights down low, for your own sanity and just get laid! She's ugly; she should be willing to fuck anyone with a cock! So Jason tried this tactic. He had a hell of a time trying to carry on any type of conversation. He didn't want to impress her; he just wanted to fuck her. But, after a couple of times, when he did hook up with what would surely be the last potential candidate of the evening, wouldn't you know it? They both turned out to not only be not attractive, but were also a PRUDE! What the fuck? Jason was pretty sure that he had VIRGIN stamped in big red letters right across his forehead. You talk about frustrated! He began to wonder if the saying "he'd fuck a rattlesnake, if it would hold its head still long enough," had any validity. Then after months of trying to concentrate on his new career, dogging every ...
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