1. First Time Disaster


    Date: 5/22/2017, Categories: Humor, Author: oz99, Rating: 3, Source: LushStories

    getting laid, while avoiding Alice every time he could at the office, Jason noticed a sharp pain in his cock every time he took a piss. He tried to ignore it, but over the next couple of days his condition got worse, to the point he almost screamed out in pain each time he took a piss. Having just re-located across the state and being young, he obviously did not have a doctor. He had frequently gone by a medical clinic as he drove through the suburbs. That should be fairly anonymous he thought. So, nervous as hell he dialed (yes in the 70s he had a dial telephone) the number of the clinic and asked to make an appointment to see Dr. Anderson; it was after all the Anderson Medical Clinic. The receptionist, who had a voice like a sultry goddess, inquired if he was one of Dr. Anderson's patients. No, this would be my first visit to see him. She then inquired as to his medical problem; "What did you want to see the doctor about?" Embarrassed he couldn't tell her he wanted to know if he got VD from his very first fuck ever ... grrrrrr. "Just tell him it's a personal problem," hoping she would drop the inquiry. "Sir the doctor deals with all sorts of personal problems of patients. I assure you that your information will be held in the strictest confidence. What specifically do you need to see the doctor about?" "Oh my god, can we stop with the cross examination already?" he thought. "Sir, we have to know about your problem specifically in order to match you with the proper ...
    doctor." Thinking, what the fuck, she is just a voice on the other end of the phone, he then blurted out, "I think I may have contracted a venereal disease." "Oh! Well, in that case, Dr. Anderson would be the physician you should see. How about tomorrow at 10:30?" "Yeah, that will work fine," and after giving this woman all of his personal information, Jason hung up. Okay, D-day arrives. Jason walks into the clinic to find a spacious waiting area with probably twenty-five people waiting to see their doctor. About seventy-five percent seemed to be little old ladies. So, he walks up to the receptionist desk, which is now being manned by a chubby woman who looked to be in her 50s. When she spoke is was the raspy loud voice of a drill sergeant. Jason gave her his name. He was then stunned when she barked out, "And what do you need to see Dr. Anderson about today?" Are you shirting me? What the fuck? Jason went through this embarrassment on the phone yesterday. Didn't that fucking wench note the medical condition? Almost immediately, Jason went from stunned to pissed, and then in a loud voice he announced, "I think I may have contracted a social disease." You could almost hear a collective gasp throughout the waiting room, as Jason definitely caught the attention of all the little old ladies. He didn't give a shit. He was pissed. The receptionist gave him a clipboard and told him he needed to fill out a number of forms. Jason took a seat and little old ladies on either side of him ...
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