1. Naked Quidditch Match pt 1


    Date: 9/27/2017, Categories: Dark Fantasy, Author: Dillan1, Rating: 69.6, Source: sexstories.com

    Fred & George Weasley Re: Err? Fred? George? Hey, Oliver: 1. It is our sincere hope that the MALES of the student body are not inclined to ogle Harry. That's just sick, man. 2. Excuse us, but - Go To Hell! - Fred & George ------------------------------------------------------- To: Ginny Weasley From: Lavender Brown Re: Hello? Ginny? Did you get my email? Are you okay? No one's heard from you since Saturday? - Lavender ------------------------------------------------------- To: Lavender Brown From: Hermione Granger Re: Worried about Ginny Lavender, I found her. She was practically catatonic on her bed with a measuring rule and that bloody email of Harry's. I took her to Madam Pomfrey and we're pretty sure she's not foaming at the mouth, just drooling. Hermione ------------------------------------------------------- To: Harry Potter, Fred & George Weasley From: Ron Weasley Re: Ginny's Condition Goddamnit, Harry! You know my little sister has a crush on you! Did you HAVE to send out that email glorifying your endowment? Hermione took her down to the Infirmary. She was foaming at the mouth and wouldn't let go of a printout of that email and a measuring tape! This is ALL your fault, Fred, George. Wait till Mom finds out! And Harry - stay away from my little sister! - Ron ------------------------------------------------------- To: Ron Weasley From: Harry Potter Re: Ginny's Condition Err? Ron? I'm your bloody roomie? Why are we emailing each other this stuff? - Harry ------------------------------------------------------- To: A Gryffindor Admirer From: Harry Potter CC: Gryffindor Tower (All) Re: Independent Assessment of Measurements For the sake of accuracy in the gambling regarding the assets of the Quidditch team, why not measure all of us? Just contact Hermione Granger to work out a schedule that's agreeable and I'll drop my trousers for your review if Fred & George drop theirs. - Harry Potter
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