1. Naked Quidditch Match pt 1


    Date: 9/27/2017, Categories: Dark Fantasy, Author: Dillan1, Rating: 69.6, Source: sexstories.com

    won't. Please don't go to McGonagall. Please! I couldn't bear to have you find out who I am, because... because I know you couldn't possibly like me too. - Your Secret Admirer ------------------------------------------------------- To: Hermione Granger From: Your Bestest Bud, Ron Re: Help? Hey Mione! Remember when you were explaining the things about the Mmail system here? What was it you said about IP #'s being traceable? I can't remember. Is there a way to look up WHO sent you something by IP number? Let me know! I'll read HaH if you can help! - Ron ------------------------------------------------------- To: Gryffindor Quidditch Team From: Fred & George Weasley Re: Our Missing Seeker Alicia, Katie and Angelina, with all due respect, we've gone to McGonagall and got the protective charm. You three are playing wrong positions! You should be Beaters! Good news, though. We've found Harry. The git has been hiding under his invisibility cloak in the Chamber of Secrets for the past three days to avoid detection. Our darling baby sister went down and hauled him up. You've got to admire her persistence to a goal. At any road, Harry's under 24-hour guard now. And Snape has promised to ensure he doesn't poison or wound him in class. We don't know what the fool's worried about. We share lockers with him; he's got nothing to be ashamed about. Really. NOTHING. - Gred and Forge ------------------------------------------------------- To: Gryffindor Quidditch Team From: Harry Potter Re: The ...
    Damn Situation Fred & George got us in. Here's an idea... let's concede the game. LET the Slytherin's take the bloody cup. I'm not going out there starkers! - Harry ------------------------------------------------------- To: Gryffindor Quidditch Team From: Fred and George Weasley Re: Concede the game?! We can't possibly concede the game! Are you mad, Harry?! If we even consider it, think of what Malfoy's gonna say. Not only do we have our personal prides at stake here, but also the glory of our House. And if anyone else is even considering this idea, we'll go straight to McGonagall. She's not going to let her House go down to Slytherin after that horrendous 7-year loss to them in the House Cup. Oh, and Harry, if only the bets on the size of your prized jewels were House points, we'd win the House Cup as fast as Percy can apparate downstairs. - Gred and Forge ------------------------------------------------------- To: All Gryffindors From: Neville Longbottom Re: NAKED Now that I have your attention, I'd like to remind everyone that November 13th, i ' s birthday. And NO, I don't know why we have to space his name out like that. We just do! So, say Happy Birthday when you see him, and just for the day, don't hex him. - NL ------------------------------------------------------- To: Gryffindor Tower (All) Re: Fred & George Weasley From: Harry Potter Allow me to dispel the rumors. My measurements are precisely 6.23" x 2.75" in width. Anyone wanting diameter, provide a tape measure ...
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