1. Naked Quidditch Match pt 1


    Date: 9/27/2017, Categories: Dark Fantasy, Author: Dillan1, Rating: 69.6, Source: sexstories.com

    To: All Students From: Deputy Head Mistress, M. McGonagall Re: Naked Quidditch (11/15/01) As reported, by part of your foolish use of Magical Truth or Dare, the next Quidditch game conducted by the Gryffindor team in the buff. Given the nature of this particular game, the staff of Hogwarts will ensure temperatures in the Quidditch field stay reasonable. All betting regarding the various sizes and weights of student equipment is not condoned. Should a magical measure stick be seen in the vicinity of the field on game day, there will be 500 points deducted from the house and a month of detentions. Students in first through third years playing on the team are exempted from this display, as they were non-participants in the foolish game. They are to remain in their Quidditch uniforms. Given the fact jock cups cannot be used in this game as per the restrictions of a "naked Quidditch challenge", any male student who wishes to learn of a genitalia protection spell may come to my office in confidence. I would like to stress to all students that this type of 'dare' from a Truth and Dare game is unacceptable, but magically blinding. Please do try to engage brains before making foolish choices. -Professor M. McGonagall ------------------------------------------------------- To: Gryffindor Quidditch Teammates From: Gred and Forge Weasley Re: Game Next Week Oy. Okay, so we all know we're playing starkers. Letting it all hang out. Exposing our bits. Flaunting our glory...just to ...
    ensure we put those Slytherin gits to shame, anyone needing an 'enhancement' potion should let us know before the game. "Well" before the game. You'll need a nights rest and some practice to get used to the new balls, if you know what we're meaning. Also, Forge and I have gotten our hands on a small quantity of woed. Anyone care for the Pict-Quidd team? I think we'd all look dashing in blue. Especially Katie, Alicia and Angelina, eh ladies? Now, finally, the last going bid for the Malfoy jewels came in at a miserable 2". Anyone out there, at ALL, care to dare higher? Pity Slytherin won't be all nekkid on the field, but still. We may yet find a way to verify measurements. Oh, and Harry? Your fan-club has dumped the motherload for your dimensions. You might want to consider posing for 'em. F&G G&F -------------------------------------------------------To: Harry's Girls (All Members) From: Ginny / Founder Re: Game Next Week We've got Colin's camera! Anyone knowing a good way to disguise it as nothing more than Omnioculars please let me know! Oh, and btw, I've snitched (err. No pun intended) my brother's omnioculars. That's a total of 3 pair I can lend out... first come first serve. Lastly, the design team for the Harry Potter Nude 2002 Calendar should meet IMMEDIATELY after the game! Gin ------------------------------------------------------ To: Gryffindor Quidditch Team From: Alicia Spinnet Re GQ Teammates Memo Fred, George: You are SO very dead. - Katie, Alicia and Angelina ...
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