1. Naked Quidditch Match pt 1


    Date: 9/27/2017, Categories: Dark Fantasy, Author: Dillan1, Rating: 69.6, Source: sexstories.com

    and I'll bloody give you that too! Having spoiled the gambling, I suggest you all get a refund from the pool from Fred and George Best regards, - Harry ------------------------------------------------------- To: Harry Potter From: Fred & George Weasley Re: Measurements How could you do that to us? Your mates, your chums, you buds... your teammates! How, Harry? How? ------------------------------------------------------- To: Harry Potter From: M. McGonagall /Deputy Headmistress Re: Fred, George... Mr. Potter: I expect to see you in my office first thing tomorrow morning! Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall ------------------------------------------------------- To: Ginny Weasley From: Lavender Brown Re: Harry's Measurements Oh my goodness. Did you SEE that Ginny? Over 6"! YUM! - Lav ------------------------------------------------------- To: Harry Potter From: A Gryffindor Admirer Re: Independent Assessment of Measurement Dear Harry, As an avid fan of your Quidditch prowess (among other things), may I suggest that a neutral party (i.e. a non-Gryffindor and non-Slytherin) take your measurements? Who's to say that any of your answers could be believed considering our House and Slytherin are active participators in this Quidditch match? I'm sure a Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw wouldn't mind volunteering for this tedious and most difficult task. Go Gryffindors! - An admirer ------------------------------------------------------- To: Harry Potter From: Oliver Wood Re: Gryffindor ...
    Quidditch Team Re: House Pride I've just been informed by emergency Owl Post about this Stark Quidditch Match. Harry, what do you think you're doing?! Rule # 1 is never giving Slytherin ANY advantage! Sure you're in a rather compromising position with this game, but winning the game is your first priority! Now go and recant your measurements before Slytherin finds out. I've worked hard to put Gryffindor at the top, and so did your teammates. Don't let your pants us down! Just remember that we've got the best Quidditch team in the school... and our reputation depends on YOU! Feel free to Owl me for Quidditch tips. - Oliver ------------------------------------------------------- To: Oliver Wood From: Harry Potter Re: Teamwork. Ollie: No real disrespect intended but- Go to Hell. - Harry ------------------------------------------------------- To: Fred & George Weasley From: Oliver Wood Re: Harry's Attitude Listen, chaps. I just had the most appalling email back from Potter. I think you both need to take a firm look at how you're managing your Captaincy. It's about Teamwork. Working together and making sacrifices for the team. You've got to encourage him to have a more sporting outlook. Sure, I realize I'm not the one having to go Starkers in front of the entire student body... but still. D'ya suppose his reluctance has to do with how the entire student body will be ogling HIS body and no one else's? - Oliver ------------------------------------------------------- To: Oliver Wood From: ...
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