1. Blue Light Special


    Date: 10/7/2015, Categories: Humor, Author: Buz, Rating: 34, Source: LushStories

    sergeant and Bugs stepped over to the cash register to pay, Petey exclaimed, “Hey! The county high cheerleaders got ‘em a fundraiser goin’ after school over at Burton’s Corner.” “Yeah,” Sarge answered while handing Doreen some cash. “They got some real good prices on Krispy Kremes.” Raising an eyebrow, Bugs perked up and he nudged the Sarge in the side. “After school at Burton’s Corner, huh?” “Yep!” Sarge grunted and scratched his chins “We better get two boxes then, cause Bugs can eat one all by himself.” “I heard that,” laughed Petey. Doreen handed Sarge his change. “Y’all have a great day, sweeties.” “You too, Doreen, Sarge answered. “Oh, I will, I’m getting off in an hour.” She looked at the sergeant and Bugs and smiled. “You behave then, Doreen.” “You know me, I don’t intend to.” Doreen giggled and winked. As Bugs and the Sarge were pulling their cruiser out of the parking lot, Bugs quizzed, “Why do you think Doreen told us what time she was gettin’ off work?” “Why?” The sergeant wrinkled his forehead as he thought. “What are you thinkin’?” Bugs sighed and grinned. “She kept shoving her titties at us.” “I dunno.” Sarge scratched his chin and furrowed his eyebrow as he thought. With one hand on the steering wheel, Bugs’s other hand hung out the cruiser window as he drummed on the side of the car with his fingers. “I think she was coming on to us.” “Hmmm, she’d be getting off at what?” “Two o’clock” answered Bugs. The Sarge slowly rubbed his chin and smiled. “Well I got ...
    an idea…” 2:10 pm Doreen’s car sputtered before the engine roared to life. Smoke bellowed out the tail pipe as she aimed the rusty old Buick onto the highway. She had not gone more than a quarter of a mile before she heard a siren behind her. Doreen quickly noticed the blue lights of a black and white city cruiser that was tailing her bumper. “What the hell?” she mumbled to herself as she pulled over onto the side of the road. As soon as Doreen saw Sarge and Bugs exit the cruiser, she pulled her rear view mirror toward her so she could check out her hair and make-up. Quickly grabbing a tube of lipstick from her purse, Doreen dabbed her lips before she adjusted her hair and undid the top button of her blouse. “Excuse me, ma’am,” said Sarge tapping on her window, “could you please roll the window down?” Doreen rolled the window down and pushed her cleavage forward so Sarge could get a good view. In her best Scarlett O’Hara-style fake southern accent she declared, “Why Sarge, what on earth did you pull me over for?” “Well, Doreen…” Doreen interrupted again doing the phony accent. “Oh, gee, did I forget to signal or maybe I have a problem with my ta-a-ailpipe?” She looked straight at Sarge’s crotch and raised her eyebrows before looking back up at him and smiling. “We’ve heard you’ve been a bad girl.” “Oh! I have, have I? Been bad, huh?” “Yes, very bad,” confirmed Bugs, who was leaning in the passenger side window. Doreen quickly turned toward Bugs, “Well, hmmm, what do you big ...
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