1. Blue Light Special


    Date: 10/7/2015, Categories: Humor, Author: Buz, Rating: 34, Source: LushStories

    immediately looked down and saw that his black police trousers were unzipped. The bottom of his white undershirt was poking through the opening and he had miss-buttoned most of his shirt. Sarge, in a panic looked over at Bugs holding his gun on the perpetrators. Bugs was missing one sock and somehow one of Doreen’s stockings had caught on Bugs’s belt and was hanging in the back like a tail. “Sarge!” He looked up and saw Captain Hopper trotting toward him. ‘Oh well, I’ll think of something,’ Sarge thought. **************************** That all happened ten years ago… Sarge is now a regional commander with the State Patrol and married for the sixth time. Bugs is the town police captain. Doreen founded a successful franchise chain of biscuit shops across the south and you may have seen her in TV commercials. Wilbur is still a Waffle House cook but has switched to e-cigarettes. Petey the county deputy, was elected county sheriff, but had to resign when he was the target of a TV News investigative exposé. His old lady left him. Eventually he won the Powerball Lottery and married a Hooters Calendar Model. They moved to Beverly Hills, California. Laurie the Dispatcher is still Laurie the Dispatcher. The bank robbers are serving the last part of their fifteen to twenty year sentences in the state penitentiary.
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