1. the one time i get to be with a "10"...


    Date: 10/13/2015, Categories: Sex Humor, Author: myssterymann, Rating: 79, Source: xHamster

    and i hadn't even broken a sweat. now came time for me to bring the intensity to a fever pitch, and i looked down at her, wanting to lock eyes with her, but hers were closed. and she wasn't moving. or saying anything. at this point i got a little scared and stopped what i was doing to figure if she was breathing, which she was, but she was just...there. "baby?" i asked. and she replied, "don't stop baby." so i kept going but she was just laying there. at this point, i'm starting to shrivel up faster than a 90 year old in an epsom salt bath, so i ask, "is everything ok baby?" and she says, "did you cum yet baby?" and now i'm pretty much done for the night. while i'll never win a trophy for sex, and i know not every woman i've been with thought i was mind-blowingly good in bed, but this would be a bust of monumental proportions. was her baby-daddy hung like a herd of elephants? not that i'm even hung like a baby elephant but i've learned to work with my shortcomings. i've always had requests for encores, but this was me getting booed off the stage. i was ...
    bewildered, hurt and demoralized. and my dick never looked so small as when i went to the bathroom to clean up before i took her home. after i cried myself to sl**p in the fetal position, i woke up to my cellphone ringing and it was...tanya? her s****rs were cooking out and she wanted me to come. i said yes before my mind caught up to my mouth and after i hung up i sat there staring at the ceiling. and then my confidence returned. no woman i know who has ever had bad sex with a man will call him again - ever. so it wasn't me, but i felt so sad for her. she could stand naked without moving a muscle and 30% of heterosexual men (and about 3% of homosexual men) could cum all over creation, yet she was a living, breathing blow up doll. i went to the cookout with her s****rs that day, but left early, pretending to have a headache. me and my wingman ray went out later that night and went to another club where we never even made it to the door. ray got a ride home from one of the women we met outside and i got ridden by the other...and all was right with the world.
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