1. the one time i get to be with a "10"...


    Date: 10/13/2015, Categories: Sex Humor, Author: myssterymann, Rating: 79, Source: xHamster

    apologize for having had too many drinks but i had to talk to you so that we can talk again when i'm a little more myself. tomorrow or any day soon, i'd like to meet you for coffee and get to know you." she kept smiling and blushing and the i realized that she was with several other women who were smiling and giggling a little as well. and surprisingly enough, she introduced herself and the women she was with, who turned out to be her older s****rs, and she wrote her name and number on a napkin and told me to call her the next day. at some point the next day, i'm pretty sure it was late afternoon, my head woke me up pretty angry with me about how i had treated my liver the night before. once i had gulped down all the aspirin i had in my apartment with as much water as i could drink, i went through the pockets of the clothes i still had on from last night, and found her number. now that i knew she existed, i found my cellphone and called my wingman, ray, to find out what really happened. "yeah dude, you must be living right" he said, "she's just as fine as you remember, and you couldn't remember where you parked your car." this immediately lifted the fog in my skull, and now i had to see if i had fallen victim to the oldest trick in the book: the dreaded wrong number on a napkin scam. as it turned out, the number was correct and she was excited to hear from me. her s****rs thought i was handsome and they didn't think i was that d***k at all. we chit-chatted for a while about ...
    the little things that people who have just met chit chat about, and then she invited me over to hang out for a bit as long as i didn't mind hanging out with her two year old son as well. i don't have any k**s but i understand that most women past the age of 25 have at least one, and i'm pretty good with them (although i'm much better with dogs). so i agreed to stop by and make a better second impression. she didn't live far and i showered a few times and gargled a few more to wash the booze off of and out of me, then i stopped and picked up a red rose along with some altoids as i headed her way. once i arrived, we sat on the couch and got to know each other. in broad daylight, she was every bit as beautiful (not cute, not pretty) as i thought, and she was pretty sexy too, with just enough curves to be enticing. and then i found out she was 19. don't get me wrong. age really is just a number for most folks and there's nothing like a 19 year old body. i wish i still had mine, as skinny as it was, but there's very little that a 19 year old and a 30 year old have in common, but the age difference would turn out to be the least of our problems. we went out on a couple of dates, i met her s****rs again a couple of times and they liked me and i liked them. even her son seemed to like me, and things were going well...until we decided to have sex. one night after a date, we went back to my place. it wasn't fancy but it was a nice apartment and, being a bachelor, it was part game room, ...
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