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Devil May Care
Date: 8/23/2016, Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Author: LittleMissFart, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster
standards and rules to get into Heaven. So God sent them all here. They didn't do anything too bad or abnormal in their lives to deserve eternal pain, so I grant them eternal pleasure instead. Heaven is so overrated anyway, think of it like a really exclusive country club for boring do-gooders. Hell is where the real fun is at!" She chuckled. "What does this all have to do with me?" I pondered. "Being forever immortal and invulnerable has its perks, but time does tend to drag along slowly, so I need fun and entertainment. That's where you come in." She spoke with such calmness. "What, like a one night stand?" I queried. "I suppose in some way, yes. Only I want to fool around with you for your whole life. Time, for me, however, is so monumentally long that your single lifetime feels like nothing more than a one night stand for me." She smiled with a playful glint in her hypnotically beautiful eye. "I could just as easily entertain myself by causing untold destruction in your world, but that act gets old and boring fast. No. What I need is some... Fleshly fun with you." She continued, and brushed the tip of her tongue around her sexy smooth red lips. I felt a little uneasy as she eyed me and my body up once more. I nervously clasped my hands together. "There are, however, some rules I have to follow, and also set, before I can have my fun with you." She began to explain. "Oh, how comes?" I intrigued. "Well even I can't just snatch a girl off the street and have her be my human ...