1. Devil May Care


    Date: 8/23/2016, Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Author: LittleMissFart, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    get a bite to eat, then." She returned. I followed her as she walked. I was wondering what sort of high-end restaurant she'd take me to. Wondering if it'd be Italian, or Chinese. Or maybe a real posh French restaurant. We stopped outside of a McDonald's! "How classy!" I couldn't help but to laugh. "Don't you like McDonald's? You fancy Burger King instead?" She quizzed. "Yeah, sure I like McDonald's. It's just funny, thinking of all the money we have and all the money you've been splashing out on me, that we'll be eating at a McDonald's!" I laughed. "You're a right little spoilt bitch, you are!" She laughed too. "Am not!" I protested, still laughing. "Yeah you are! I'll have to sort that out when I get you home!" She threatened whilst still laughing herself. Again I wasn't sure if she was just joking or not. "Come on, my spoilt bitch." She chuckled and headed inside. I followed her. We stood in line. It was rather busy in there, and finally we got up to the cashier. We placed our orders. I just wanted a chicken sandwich, small fries, and a coke. She ordered a Big Mac, large fries, some chicken nuggets and a large strawberry milkshake. Within a couple minutes, we got served our food. We lucked out in finding a small empty table, and took our seats there, on the cushioned bench. I had carried all the food on the large plastic tray. I rested it onto the table, placed our shopping bags under the table, and sat down to eat. We was just talking and giggling as we ate our food. I ...
    couldn't help but to admire her though for having such a big appetite. She even took a few of my chips! Watching her eat all her food made me feel really happy. I love when a woman can really put it away! When we finished our food (with me finishing first), we just sat there resting for a few minutes, not really saying anything really. We just gazed into eachother's eyes. "I got to fart." She suddenly stated. I chuckled, thinking how wonderfully refreshing it is that she's so open about her bodily functions. "Go for it." I grinned. She lent to one side, and I could hear a real soft muffled rumble from under where she sat. "I should have warned you, McDonald's food always give me gas..." She chuckled. "It's ok. You have lovely gas." I grinned at her. "You love my farts, don't you?" She grinned back. "I do, my princess." I nodded my head and smiled. She lent to one side and let out another muffled rumble of a fart from under her and then winked seductively at me. "I really want to smell it." I whispered to her, and blushed. I fidgeted in my seat, twitching my thighs together, feeling my clit throb from being so horny. "I bet you do, you dirty bitch!" She chuckled in a soft tone of voice. "I'm going to get us both an ice cream. If you want to smell my farts, you'll just have to make do with smelling my seat for now." She grinned. "Ok, Princess Zee." I sighed, eager to sniff her seat. She stood up, "Hope no one sees you sniffing my seat!" She softly chuckled before walking off to ...