1. Naked Quidditch Match pt 2


    Date: 8/7/2016, Categories: Dark Fantasy, Author: Dillan1, Rating: 57.1, Source: sexstories.com

    able to have children. All because I play bloody Quidditch. If it's this bad for me playing pro-Quidditch, I realize that it'll be much worse for you. I'm just starting to get recognition in our leading sport… you're the Boy Who Lived! Besides, I saw on the WWW that they're selling a limited edition calendar of you. You may have to hire bodyguards before you leave school! Harry, if the twins don't concede the game- RUN! - Oliver To: Gryffindor Quidditch Team Ladies From: Harry Potter Re: Those Weasley Bastards Ladies, I'm given to understand you have some... plans of revenge developed. Given my own personal viewpoints regarding this upcoming match, I'm asking to be allowed to participate in your onset of revenge. Basically: If George and Fred are going to suffer, I wish to help deliver up their suffering. Profoundly. As I'm sure you've been informed, all charms and attempts to preserve our modesty are now forbidden. I believe there is some internal... efforts in ensuring that we're as exposed as possible. Heaven knows, my bloody "fan club" is apparently preparing to market "The Naked Truth: Harry Potter Exposed" as a 2002/2003 academic calendar. To put things mildly, I'm going to become a raging alcoholic if things don't get under control soon. And it's all Fred & George's fault. I'm within an inch of calling up ol' Tom and joining forces. Whattaya say, ladies? Harry, The Unamused Seeker To: Ginny Weasley From: Lavender soon-to-be-Finnegan Re: Harry Potter 2002 Calendar Ginny! I just checked our WWW orders for the calendar, and we're sold out already! It's been listed for barely one week and we're sold out of 50,000 units! Maybe we should arrange to run another 50,000... I've requests for the calendar to be licensed and marketed retail. Your thoughts? Lavender
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