1. Naked Quidditch Match pt 2


    Date: 8/7/2016, Categories: Dark Fantasy, Author: Dillan1, Rating: 57.1, Source: sexstories.com

    Gryffindor House was with your own brother Charlie. Harry broke a significant and brutal dry spell, bless him. More importantly, he's never lost us a game... well, unless he was in the hospital wing at the time. Or passed out from a Dementor. Bottom line, YOU DON'T PISS OFF THE SEEKER! Now. There's no hope for it. I've heard from Harry, as you well know, and he's not taking this Naked Quidditch Match at all well. And truthfully, now that I've gone up in the ranks of my team, I can understand where he's coming from. I've had to go underground. Change my fireplace and delist its address on the Floo-network. It's disastrous. There's even FAN CLUBS for me now! Seriously! Deranged women are throwing themselves at me, and I'm listed as the #8 most eligible bachelor. (Don't tell Harry, but he's been #1 for the past two years.) Bottom line, it's a fine mess you've put the team into. I'd be very afraid for your lives if I were you. If Harry doesn't hand you over to Voldemort personally, then the girls are going to make you WISH that he had. And, men do NOT hug and kiss other men. It's not dignified. - Oliver To: Oliver Wood From: Fred and George Weasley Re: Star Seekers Do you really think the girls are going to get us? To: Fred and George Weasley From: Oliver Wood Re: Star Seekers Hell. Yes. - Oliver To: Oliver Wood From: Gred and Forge Weasley Re: Re: Star Seekers Our little Ollie has all grown up. We're so proud of you... cursing like that. It's just so... so... manly. sob Where ...
    has our whittle captain gone? He's all big and grown and cursing now. F&G To: FRED and GEORGE Weasley From: Oliver Wood Re: Re: Re: Star Seekers Oh, sod off! I've been up for the past eighteen hours with practice and press conferences, plus a game. You two twats are enough to drive Dumbledore into a cursing rant. I'm amazed you've survived this long. Though, I'm sure Katie or Angelina will be taking care of THAT issue anytime now, if Harry doesn't himself. Best of luck, chaps. You'll need it. - Oliver. P.S. Don't call me Ollie. It's 'Oliver' To: Charlie Weasley From: Gred and Forge Weasles Re: Seeking Seeker Advice After a brief discussion with our previous Gryffindor captain, we're seeking a second opinion. How do we pacify the best Seeker our House has seen since you- our beloved older and wiser brother, and formerly Captain and Seeker of the team- left Hogwarts? Oliver said not to piss Harry off, but well, too late! And you've seen Harry's last Mmail. Got any advice to help us at least make it to the game? Much brotherly love (and we'll even worship the ground you walk on), - Gred and Forge To: Harry Potter From: Oliver Wood Re: Re: Star Seekers I'm appalled to say this but- concede the game. The idiot-duo has definitely gone too far this time! Do you know, it took me 3 hours to get into my flat yesterday. 3 hours! And that's from the curb to the front door! Women were mauling me, all wanting to play with the bigger staff. My testicles are bruised, and I probably won't be ...