1. Edwina,s Strang Birth Defect


    Date: 6/4/2016, Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor, Author: brianbigdogsmith, Rating: 62, Source: xHamster

    Cool crisp air filled the room as Kyle opened the window. There was a distant sound of birds chirping. To him, they sounded as a big brass band. The flowers were beginning to bloom, showing off their vibrant colors. Spring had finally filled come and admiring it was a great way to spend the morning. A fantastic morning was a good way to ensure a fantastic evening. Kyle was expecting an evening of spectacular adventures. Not long ago his friend of many months and moon phases, Jed, had informed him of a most peculiar woman. He had also set Kyle up on a blind date with her. Jed made no mention of what made this woman of wonder so idiosyncratic and distinctive. The only thing he told Kyle was that his mind was about to be blown. He also told Kyle that Edwina does not disappoint. Edwina, he thought, Such a lumbering name. Edwina’s morning started as it always had. She would stretch out as long as possible with her arms above her head and her toes reaching further away. Oh, she moaned to herself, is it that time already? She pulled her down filled comforter back up over her head, quickly entering a daydream state. She imagined her blind date would proceed as they always do. An enjoyable evening up until they ask why she has a black sock on her arm. A sock to cover up a most vexing appendage. Edwina finally pulled herself out of bed, catching a glimpse of her body in the mirror. Her long auburn hair d****d down her back. Light reflected off her bright blue eyes, giving the ...
    impression that they were infinitely deep. Her tiny pert nose twitched slightly. Easy there girl, she thought, no sneezing now. She pursed her abundant lips together into a tight duckface pucker. Maybe if I do this he won’t notice my arm, she thought. It seems to work on Facebook. Edwina’s admiration of her body intensified. Turning sideways she pushed her chest out viewing the side of her firm and healthy breasts. She bounced and watched them oscillate, mimicking a perfect graph of sin. Edwina’s eyes followed her flat stomach southward until she caught sight of the plumage at the end of her left arm. What a nasty scene her arm created. Edwina lifted her arm and stared. There was no hand on the end of it. Instead there was a pink gash, protruding labia, a vaginal hole, and a clitoris which had a tuft of hair above it like any other pussy. She had a cunt on her arm, an eyesore, a mess, a monstrosity. Every time she pulled it out in public she became a spectacle. The hours, minutes, seconds, and milliseconds had passed like a bat out of hell. In mere moments Kyle would be knocking down the door of a girl he knew nothing about. His desires were fueled by the thoughts of this rare woman. That is the way Kyle liked his women, the same way he liked his steak. Rare. Thump, Thump, Thump, Kyle’s fist rocked the door with a whimpering sound. His voice thundered inarticulately, “Bizarre girl, Bizarre girl, let me in.” Edwina responded in kind, “Not by the hair of my vagina on my arm!” “What,” ...
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