1. Willy Wiley and Fanny Annie Get it on!


    Date: 11/14/2017, Categories: Sex Humor, Author: rockyharte, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    up and I settled down. What followed was more intense beating and goo spraying for the years that followed. My first experience was when my master was 19. My master was invited to some sort of a freaky dance party where everyone drinks and freaks out to music. Anyway to cut the long story short, my master met this girl at the party and after he downed a few bevvies, he invited her to his abode. Now the lights were on and my master sat on a chair, as he always does and proceeds to pull down his pants, supposedly to show me off. And there she was. Standing in front on me, once the girl's tea bag knickers were removed, was none other than Fanny Annie. I really don't like Fanny Annie. When I was the size of a chipolata, she met me in the showers after swimming and insulted me. She called me a microscopic worm. I got my own back though and called her gummy, because she was a hairless, toothless twat. However, I haven't seen Fanny Annie since and now when I looked at her, she has matured into a very beautiful Annie. "Hi Fanny Annie, hows it going?" "Oh hello Willy Wiley. You use to be a micro worm as I recall" "yeah. those were the days" "Yeah, and look at you now, you're a big microscopic worm". And Fanny Annie laughed. Right that's it, I thought" "You are so fat Fanny Annie, even Moses couldn't pull you apart" and I laughed. She gave a frosty knicker frown and replied, "You are so ugly Willy Wiley, you would give Freddy Krueger nightmares". "Its like that is it?" I groaned. "You ...
    are so shaved Fanny Annie, everybody would mistake you for a credit card swipe". And I let her have some more.... "What's the difference between a rooster and you, Fanny Annie? A rooster says, cockadoodledoo, you would say, anycockledoo". ha ha ha, I laughed. Just then I saw a tear coming out of Fanny Annie. I felt a bit guilty, but carried on insulting her anyway. The more I was insulting her the more she shed tears. I saw my carrier scooping the tears from her and she was allowing it, because her lips started to open up, and more tears were coming out. I was feeling really guilty. I saw my master insert two fingers into Fanny Annie. I suspect it was to help wipe away her tears, but the tears kept flowing. I stopped making jokes and apologised to Fanny Annie for making her cry. She kindly asked if I would go inside her. I was bemused by the comment, because I had no idea what to do. Soon enough as I got close to Fanny Annie, I started to have the same physical experiences as my carrier choking me with his hand, yet I was doing it by myself. There was no fabric to rub against. This was really weird. As I moved closer to Fanny Annie, I smelt her. I mean really smelt her. She smelt wonderful. Fanny Annie looked at me with tears and edged herself onto my bald head. With her tears, she wet my head. It felt lovely. She parted her lips wider and rubbed me up and down, lubricating the whole of me. I felt like a chicken nugget being dipped in peri peri sauce. It was so nice. Then all ...
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