1. Willy Wiley and Fanny Annie Get it on!


    Date: 11/14/2017, Categories: Sex Humor, Author: rockyharte, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    I love my job, don't get me wrong. But I have had a hard life, I mean, my hair is a mess, my f****y are nuts, my neighbour is an asshole, and my master beats me. However, there is one good thing that has made my life complete is my best friend Patricia Pussy. I wouldn't have a bad word said about Patricia Pussy. She is sweet and enjoys making me cum. She is also very funny. Like one time her owner took her to a bridge, and threatened to piss off the bridge like men do. So the owner goes to the side of the bridge, squats over the the water and pulls down her knickers and she tells her friend, "you see that canoe below me, I am going to pee on that canoe." Patricia Pussy felt well embarrassed because it wasn't a canoe her owner was looking at, it was Patricia Pussies reflection. Yes, you've guessed it. I am indeed a talking penis and my name is Willy Wiley. I work terribly hard for my master, doing physical labour which leaves me exhausted; I work in great depths, damp environments, high temperatures with poor ventilation, and exposure to contagious diseases; always the one to take the proactive approach and dive in head first; there are no public holidays or weekends off. I don't mind this as I get the opportunity to go into Patricia Pussy when she gets wet. However, many years ago, my master use to really beat me. I mean near enough twice a days for years. He use to put his hand around me and literally choke me to death. It was insane!! I'm not sure what pleasure he got out ...
    of it, but every time he did that I use to get my revenge by plastering him with my creamy white goo. I was like a volcano when I got going. When I was small, I use to lay in my master's pouch and he would keep me covered and warm. Each day he will pull me out and I will help him to water the pool to help fill up the water. Alternatively, I would sit dangling in the toilet and watch my neighbours (asshole) drop its k**s to the pool. At night, my owner and I would soak in the bath, then he would tuck me in his pouch and allow me to sl**p peacefully. Good times! Good times! All this changed, when I hit puberty. Things started happening to me which I found very difficult to comprehend. I started to grow hairs, I started to develop deep ridges around my head and my skin was beginning to peel away slightly. One night, I was sitting in my masters pouch, then all of a sudden, I started to grow. I felt so restricted in my masters pants that my head was rubbing against the fabric. I felt my master's hand stroke me. I thought, this is ready weird. and my master carried on for a good while, then I started to twitch. My master carried on rubbing the fabric, and my twitching started to get more intense. I was really frightened, but felt powerless to do anything about it. I started to get really hot. The next thing I know, I shot out this gooey white stuff, for what seemed like an eternity. I was covered in the stuff and thought I was gonna drown. Honest!! Afterwards, my master cleaned me ...
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