1. Naked Quidditch Match pt 4


    Date: 3/22/2017, Categories: Dark Fantasy, Author: Dillan1, Rating: 83.3, Source: sexstories.com

    Dumbledore / Headmaster From: Severus Snape Re: Last Meeting of the Death Eaters. The old boy is definitely off his rocker. He spent most of the meeting jumping up and down shrieking "Kill them! Kill them!" By the way, do you know that Potter has Voldemort's owl-address? In the middle of a meeting an unmarked owl dropped off a package of Moldiemort Robes. I'm afraid the gift wasn't well received. Sev To: Harry Potter From: Oliver Wood Re: Picture Day Tomorrow's the day, eh mate? Krum and I have been fiends in the gym. You seen any of those amazing robes around Hogwarts? I suppose that's Fred & George's little game. D'ya suppose I can get my hands on one? They're selling out like hotcakes! - Oliver To: Oliver Wood From: Harry Re: Re: Picture Day No problem, mate. A robe will be here and waiting for both you and Krum. See you in the morning. BTW, Ginny Weasley will be around during the shoot, but I'm assured that the "no-disclosure" charms will keep our dignity intact. Harry CEW, Moldiemort Inc. A new division of Potter Enterprises Worldwide To: Harry Potter From: Oliver Wood Re: Re: Re: Picture Day Ginny Weasley, huh? - Ollie To: George & Fred From: Oliver Wood Re: Harry and Ginny So, they finally hooked up, huh? And you let him live. I'd have never guessed that. - Oliver To: Harry Potter From: Fred and George Weasley, Big Brothers Re: Your unhealthy relationship with our sister Potter: It has come to our attention that your relationship with Ginny is not exclusively ...
    businesslike. If you touch her at all, we will hunt you down and hex you until you're a walking advertisement for every product of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes. Sincerely, F. & G. Weasley To: Charlie Weasley From: Harry Potter Fwd: Re: Your unhealthy relationship with our sister Charlie: I don't suppose you're bringing along any HUNGRY dragons with you? I know a few prats who could definitely be filling. -HP CEW, Moldiemort Inc. A new division of Potter Enterprises Worldwide To: Harry Potter From: Lord Voldemort Re: Your Terms I HATE you Potter! Lord Voldemort To: Harry Potter From: Charlie Weasley Re: In-Ter-esting Hey, are you snogging my little sister? It's not that the family disapproves of you, you know. Mum would be THRILLED to have you as a son-in-law, eventually. The problem is the wagers going around the Wizarding World. Ginny's unrequited adoration of you isn't quite a secret, y'know. There's some serious money involved now as to whether or not she'll nail you down. - Charlie To: Charlie Weasley From: Harry Potter Re: Re: In-Ter-esting You're NOT serious! HP To: Lord Moldiemort From: Harry Potter Re: Re: Your Terms So, that's a "no"? That's okay, it's far more FUN this way. BTW, Dumbledore's just ordered 300 Moldiemort Robes. Gee, I wonder what he wants them for? Hope you liked yours! Hugs and Kisses, Your Mortal Enemy There once was a stinker named Voldie His breath, it smelled kinda moldy He's oh-so greedy He's tried to kill me But failed cuz his head is so hole-y To: Harry ...