1. Naked Quidditch Match pt 4


    Date: 3/22/2017, Categories: Dark Fantasy, Author: Dillan1, Rating: 83.3, Source: sexstories.com

    To: Harry Potter From: Lord Voldemort Re: Robes What will it take to get you to pull those robes off the market, Potter? WHAT IS YOUR PRICE? - Voldemort To: Fred & George Weasley From: Albus Dumbledore / Headmaster Re: Moldiemort Robes Mssrs. Weasley: Could I request an additional three hundred units of your most excellent robes? Please send the invoice to The Registrar, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I will need the robes in the following sizes: Small - 50 units Medium - 150 units Large - 100 units Thank you kindly, Albus Dumbledore To: Albus Dumbledore / Headmaster From: Gred & Forge Re: Re: Moldiemort Robes Sir, In as much as we would like to take credit for the ingenious robes, I'm afraid that they are not of our product line. Our traitorous little sister has formed a most unholy and evil alliance with the Boy-Who-Mocked-Voldemort. We will, of course, forward your request to the Evil Duo. Regards, Little Gred & Forge Weasley To: Albus Dumbledore / Headmaster From: Ginny Weasley Re: Re: Re: Moldiemort Robes Professor! What a most excellent name for the robes! In discussing with my CEW, we would be most happy to donate the 300 units to your cause. Ginny Weasley President, Moldiemort Inc A new division of Potter Enterprises Worldwide To: Moldiemort From: Harry Potter BCC: Ginny Weasley Re: The Robes You want the Moldiemort Robes off sale? Swear allegiance to me as your Lord and Master and serve as my left hand and we'll see. - HP Chief Executive Wizard, ...
    Moldiemort Inc A new division of Potter Enterprises Worldwide To: Harry Potter From: Ginny Weasley Re: Re: The Robes WHAT? You're going to make him your Left Hand?! To: Ginny Weasley From: Harry Potter Re: Re: Re: The Robes I'm right-handed, Gin. CEW, Moldiemort Inc. A new division of Potter Enterprises Worldwide To: Harry Potter From: Ginny Weasley Re: Re: Re: Re: The Robes Oh. blush Good point. To: Harry Potter From: Ron Weasley Re: Things Harry... first off, I'm trying very hard not to flip out. I'm given to understand from my "belittled" brothers that you and Ginny are teaming in a business affair. Okay, let's be honest, I take EVERYTHING those two say with a firm twist of salt. You and Ginny? Teaming? AFFAIR? What the hell's going on? If you and my baby sister are... you know... I'm going to kill you! - Ron To: Ron Weasley From: Harry Potter Re: Re: Things You git! We've talked about this before! I sleep in the bloody same DORM as you. Why are you Mmailing me about all this? - HP I mocked Voldemort Ask me how! To: Harry Potter From: Ron Weasley Re: Re: Re: Things Because I don't want to punch your bloody eyes out if you've not snogged my sister. And what do you mean YOU mocked You-Know-Who? To: Ron Weasley From: Harry Potter Re: Re: Re: Re: Things Excuse me, but it's MY innocence you should be worried for. YOUR sister is a dangerous woman. Please note, she founded a very large (unauthorized) fan club, she proposed and found ways and people to prepare a calendar with images from ...
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