1. A funny thing happened.. Pt1


    Date: 8/15/2015, Categories: Dark Fantasy, Blowjob, Extreme, Spanking, Author: Cynthiia23, Rating: 16.7, Source: sexstories.com

    are the principals. Actors who play leads in musicals tend to have come up in musicals, and so of course many of them, particularly the handsome leading men types, are gay. More of the character guys tend to be straight, but first of all, they're "character", a Hollywood euphemism for ugly or older or both, and they mostly break down into two categories: married and "Not with a titanium condom in a rented vagina." I know it sounds really awful and shallow, but I'm 26 years old. Sex with some paunchy, middle-aged lech, or even with some beaky, emaciated 30-something just doesn't appeal; at least not more than True Blood on Hulu and a vibrator. And in this production of Forum, the pickings were particularly slim: Proteans, one gay and sweet, the other straight, kind, if a little distant, and extremely Christian; Lycus, elderly, alcoholic perv; Senex, gay; Erronius, close to 80; Hero, gay; Miles Gloriosus, Calvin Fletcher, one of my favorite people in the world, straight, cut, gorgeous, happily married to a beautiful deaf woman, twin daughters; Hysterium, Jack Lindley, charming, urbane, handsome, 40-something, gay; Pseudolus... well, Pseudolus... 2. Zero Mostel was the original Pseudolus on Broadway, and you often see a fat man in the role. If you weren't feeling charitable, you might describe Simeon Brownstone, our Pseudolus, as squat. He's on the short side of things—5'8" or 5'9"—with powerful shoulders, short thick arms and legs, and a broad chest and back. And yeah, he's ...
    probably carrying 20 extra pounds. I'm guessing he's in his 40's, although he could be 38 or 51: tough to tell; he's got good skin. He's mostly bald, and he keeps what hair he has shaved close to the sides of his head. I think he has a handsome face, but then I like the man: large brown eyes with thick brows and lashes, square-ish jaw, a generous mouth and a flattish nose. Overall the physical impression is blue-collar: a shop foreman or a butcher, or a plumber. In fact, he was a violin prodigy. His folks died when he was a baby, and he was raised by the one grandparent who made it out of Germany alive: his dad's dad. Old Man Braunstein (Sim took the English translation as a stage name) was a professor of music and an accomplished clarinetist, and he had his grandson fiddling away before his 4th birthday. The way Sim tells it, he got very good, but he was never quite good enough. His Grandpa died when Sim was at college in Chicago, and the plucky little bastard (pun intended) paid for the rest of his education by becoming a pit musician at a local touring house. He played the first national tour of Into the Woods, and that's the show that started him climbing out of the pit and onto the stage. I'd heard of Sim, but had never met him before being cast in this Forum. Word on him was pretty good: powerhouse of an actor, strong—if untrained—baritone, no formal dance training, but picked up choreography quickly; straight plays as well as musicals, some film and tv, but not much; an ...
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