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A funny thing happened.. Pt1
Date: 8/15/2015, Categories: Dark Fantasy, Blowjob, Extreme, Spanking, Author: Cynthiia23, Rating: 16.7, Source: sexstories.com
are the principals. Actors who play leads in musicals tend to have come up in musicals, and so of course many of them, particularly the handsome leading men types, are gay. More of the character guys tend to be straight, but first of all, they're "character", a Hollywood euphemism for ugly or older or both, and they mostly break down into two categories: married and "Not with a titanium condom in a rented vagina." I know it sounds really awful and shallow, but I'm 26 years old. Sex with some paunchy, middle-aged lech, or even with some beaky, emaciated 30-something just doesn't appeal; at least not more than True Blood on Hulu and a vibrator. And in this production of Forum, the pickings were particularly slim: Proteans, one gay and sweet, the other straight, kind, if a little distant, and extremely Christian; Lycus, elderly, alcoholic perv; Senex, gay; Erronius, close to 80; Hero, gay; Miles Gloriosus, Calvin Fletcher, one of my favorite people in the world, straight, cut, gorgeous, happily married to a beautiful deaf woman, twin daughters; Hysterium, Jack Lindley, charming, urbane, handsome, 40-something, gay; Pseudolus... well, Pseudolus... 2. Zero Mostel was the original Pseudolus on Broadway, and you often see a fat man in the role. If you weren't feeling charitable, you might describe Simeon Brownstone, our Pseudolus, as squat. He's on the short side of things—5'8" or 5'9"—with powerful shoulders, short thick arms and legs, and a broad chest and back. And yeah, he's ...