1. A funny thing happened.. Pt1


    Date: 8/15/2015, Categories: Dark Fantasy, Blowjob, Extreme, Spanking, Author: Cynthiia23, Rating: 16.7, Source: sexstories.com

    Prologue "Hey Sim, are you doing anything Monday night?" "Hey Gin, Monday, the 14th?" A pause. "No, nothing special. Why?" "Couple of the girls and I are having a little impromptu gathering in the green room. Be nice if you stopped by." A short pause, then: "Jason's cool with it." Jason was the Company Manager, and if he wasn't cool with it just yet, he soon would be. "Alright, that sounds like fun. Shall I bring anything...or? "Nah. Don't worry about it. Just bring yourself." Sim gave a little half smile, as if to say 'Well, if you're sure.' and started back towards the parking lot. Then he turned. "Sorry. I've got the car here tonight. You want a ride back to the place?" "No, Liz and I have some girl stuff to talk about, and I could use the walk. Hey last thing: could you not tell anybody else about it? I don't really want to make it a big deal." "No problem. You sure you don't need a lift? Plenty of room for Liz, if..." "No, I'm good." And I was too. Having invited the guest of honor, I now had most of five days in which to get everything ready. Not much time, but I was going to have some help. 1. If you've never seen A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum..., you're missing out. It's a great show, it's the first musical for which Sondheim wrote both music and lyrics, and it's basically a Roman sex farce with some pretty catchy songs: "Comedy Tonight", "Lovely", "Dirty Old Man", great stuff. The plot—not that it matters much—concerns this young man who lives with ...
    his parents. The 'rents go off to the country for the weekend, and he (his name is Hero, by the way) falls in love with a courtesan who lives at the brothel next door to his house. Her name is Philia, she's a virgin, and she loves him too, but she's due to be sold to this super-stud of a general called Miles Gloriosus. So Hero offers his slave, Pseudolus—Pseudolus is the real star of the show—his freedom if he, Pseudolus, can figure out a way for Hero and Philia to be together. Well, plans get made, lies get told, potions get drunk, men put on dresses, everybody chases everybody else, and hilarity pretty much ensues. It gets done a lot, because the music's not too hard, the cast is not too big, and who doesn't like songs, gags, and scantily-clad ladies doing the Roman equivalent of pole dancing? Anyhow, if you haven't seen it, check it out the next time it comes to the local theatre or college or whatever. And if you have seen it recently, or if you see it in the next five to ten years, you probably have or will see me playing Gymnasia. You see, when Hero tells his slave that he's in love with a courtesan, Pseudolus asks Lycus, the owner of the brothel, to show what he's got on offer so that Hero can point out the one he's interested in. This is a perfect excuse for a dance-number in which six lovely ladies of pleasure display their wares for a potential buyer. For five of the roles, casting doesn't have to be too specific: basically you're looking for attractive women who can ...
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