1. Glamour Shots, Chapter 10


    Date: 2/25/2017, Categories: Wife Lovers, Author: stormdog100, Rating: 18, Source: LushStories

    makes you gay Thor from the ‘hood.” I turned to Marci and looked her up and down. “And that would make you either a hooker dressed up like some Norwegian chick, or else the St. Pauli beer girl.” She abruptly brought her long sword up so that the tip of it whacked into my nuts, causing me to let out a yelp and rise about a foot into the air (as it turns out I can jump, given the right incentive) and my hands to dive down to cover myself protectively. “Jeez, Marci, what the hell!?” “Tread carefully, fool, or I will unman you! I’m a Valkyrie maiden, and I have the power to carry you to Valhalla…or to geld you and leave you behind!” Alli was laughing hysterically at my discomfort – as was Michael - but she covered my hands with hers. “There will be no gelding or unmanning, please, Valkyrie maiden! I’ve grown rather fond of his manhood, actually.” Marci, no longer able to contain herself, started laughing. “Sorry, boss, but I couldn’t resist, what with that adorable bulge showing and all! You should dress like this more often.” I grumbled, “Well, that would be extremely unlikely in any event, but now you’ve managed to guarantee that it will never happen again.” They stopped laughing at my discomfort and embarrassment long enough for Michael to tell us how great he thought our costumes were. “You look spectacular, Allison, hot as hell; I can’t remember ever seeing a sexier cat. You’re pretty cute too, Dave.” I laughed. “That’s the best you can do, ‘cute’? Don’t I look sexy too?” ...
    He shook his massive head. “Think about it, bro’; would you really want me to tell you that you look sexy?” The deep rumble of his voice added extra meaning to his words. “Yeah, you’ve got a point. That would make me a little uncomfortable; I’d be afraid to turn my back on you – especially since you’re doing that whole ‘Gay Thor’ shtick tonight.” He hit me with his hammer. Marci was leaning against him, laughing between swallows from her beer horn. “Well I think you both look very sexy! I really do like those pants, Dave; they do wonders for you.” As if she wasn’t making me uncomfortable enough already, she went on: “You know that’s how I’m going to envision you from now on, right? Even when you’re in a nice suit and tie, I’m going to see you in those tights with that adorable package showing.” At least she hadn’t said ‘little package’ which would have been understandable, given the significant bulge in the front of Michael’s tight costume. “Jeez, Marci…have another beer why don’t you? You know, I think I liked you better when you were that shy, quiet little buttoned up girl that I first hired, before you let the real you out of the cage.” “What?? I was trying to pay you a compliment!” “Thanks. If you want to do something nice, you can tell me where you got the beer.” She grinned. “I can do one better than that – I’ll actually go get you one. Just don’t start expecting me to be this nice at work!” She was joking; at work she does whatever I need her to do, often before I know ...
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