1. Glamour Shots, Chapter 10


    Date: 2/25/2017, Categories: Wife Lovers, Author: stormdog100, Rating: 18, Source: LushStories

    giggled. “Charlie said you were a tricky one, and that I had to watch out for you!” “Well, Charlie wouldn’t lie to you…well, yes, actually he would, but not about that.” She chuckled, as did Alli, and Charlie objected weakly as I went on. “It was nice meeting you, but I suppose we should go mingle and quit monopolizing you and Charlie. We’ll catch up to you two later, okay?” We all exchanged brief pleasantries, and a promise to talk some more a little later in the evening, and we moved on. Alli leaned in close to me and said, “Did you enjoy that? I can’t believe you were flirting with her like that, with me standing right there!” “Oh come on! I was just teasing her a little bit, trying to be friendly.” She snorted derisively. “Huh! You were friendly, all right! What color were her eyes?” “What?” “I’m just trying to find out if your eyes ever left her boobs long enough to see her face.” “You have to admit, those were some pretty impressive boobs – oh, and blue, by the way; her eyes are a very pale blue.” “You know those are fake, right?” “Her eyes are fake?” “No, you idiot, her boobs! Those were implants.” “Oh. Well, thank God it wasn’t her eyes – that would probably be very creepy, talking to someone with fake eyes. How do you know her boobs were implants?” Alli shook her head, frustrated with my kidding around but apparently amused that men in general – and me in particular – could be so gullible; I didn’t point out that gullibility was sometimes a conscious and willing ...
    choice. “David, other than those enormous tits she was built just like me, and nobody built like me has tits that big. Not real ones, anyway. Besides, women can always tell, and those were just too big. Double-D Diamond my ass – she probably needs to add another ‘D’ to that, or even an E or an F, although I have no idea how she’d pronounce it then!” I laughed. “You sound a little bit jealous, my love. Rest assured that I’ve never seen another pair of tits as perfect as yours.” “Well, you sure were staring at hers, and the flirting didn’t help.” I shrugged. “I just happen to enjoy the female form in all of its various permutations. What can I say; you know I’m both a lech and a voyeur! Besides, she seemed very nice.” “Just so you know, that was more of a mutation than a permutation.” I looked at her, surprised that this seemed to be bothering her so much. “You do know that she’s probably a dancer at the Booby Trap, right?” That thought seemed to catch her off-guard. “Do you really think so?” I shrugged. “I’d bet on it; consider her name, with the double-D built in, and her figure, and really, where else would Charlie be likely to meet a woman like that? That place is sort of his home-away-from-home, you know.” She smiled, recognizing the truth in that. “That makes sense, I suppose; it does sort of shed a whole new light on the big boob implants.” “My guess would be that they get a whole new light shed on them several times per evening.” She laughed and slapped my arm, and I went ...