1. Naked Quidditch Match -


    Date: 2/14/2017, Categories: Dark Fantasy, Author: Dillan1, Rating: 42.9, Source: sexstories.com

    just keeled over and dying laughing at the stupidity of the pair of you. Honestly, given the security going on yesterday and the way he's run from your sister's overtures of adoration before, whatever gave you the idea that they were snogging during the 'shoot yesterday? -The Girls To: Katie Bell From: Fred and George Weasley Re: Re: Re: We're Sorry It's all Lee's fault. To: Fred and George Weasley From: Katie Bell CC: Lee Jordan Re: Re: Re: Re: We're Sorry Right. And we'll be sure to let HIM know of that. To: Fred and George Weasley From: Lee Jordan Re: What the? I stood by you prats! I've defended you, supported you, researched potions (blah!) for you, and took risks for you! And THIS is how you repay my loyalty! Just remember, old boys. While you're out there PLAYING today, I'm the one in the commentator's booth. And I'll GET you for this. - Lee To: Gryffindor Quidditch Team From: Your Captains Re: The Game We had a second thought. Want to concede the game? To: Our Captains From: The Girls CC: Harry Potter Re: Re: The Game Oh, HELL no! To: My Dear Captains From: Harry Potter CC: The Girls Re: Re: The Game Perish the thought! Gryffindor concede to the Slytherins? What WOULD Oliver say?! - HP To: Our Family From: Fred and George Weasley Re: Our Last Will and Testament Attach: (30 K) Dear Family: We're doomed. Please find attached our Last Will & Testament. Think kind thoughts of us at our funeral, if there's enough of us left to bury. F&G To: Lord Voldemort From: Harry ...
    Potter Re: Our Last Mmail Hey, Tom, Haven't heard from you lately. Hope you're keeping okay. How are my Death Eaters? I've got a bit of a big match to play today, but I intend to come down with my Second In Command and inspect the troops shortly after. Just to keep you up-to-date on my modus operandi: a) Take over the Ministry b) Imprison all Opponents in Azkaban (that's you, Tom) c) Insert my new world order Please insert a physical exercise regimen for the troops. And, I'd like IQ testing done. I need people with quick reflexes and quicker wits. All others will join you in Azkaban. Hugs & Kisses, Harry To: Ginny Weasley From: Harry Potter Re: Moldie Haven't heard from ol' Tom lately. I suspect he's planning to attack today's match. To: Harry Potter From: Ginny Weasley Re: Re: Moldie I'll take care of that. I think a stadium full of Moldiemort robes, and the advertisements for Mockeries of a Dark Lord on the Wizard-view will be enough to throw him off his game. But, just in case, I'll see about having Charlie get those three dragons fly about on a patrol sweep. - G To: Albus Dumbledore / Headmaster From: Ginny Weasley Re: Lord Voldemort Attach: (100 K) Professor: As we have developed and marketed recent inspirational materials (Moldiemort Robes, and our newest product Mockeries of a Dark Lord due for release in hardcover next month), we have received many threats from Lord Voldemort. While hollow in nature, and really quite trivial, we do believe a potential "retaliation" of ...
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