1. Naked Quidditch Match -


    Date: 2/14/2017, Categories: Dark Fantasy, Author: Dillan1, Rating: 42.9, Source: sexstories.com

    To: Ginny Weasley From: Harry Potter Re: Re: Posthumous You busy tonight? To: Gryffindor Quidditch Team From: Your Captains Re: Today's Game Ladies and Gents: McGonagall recommends we meet in her office an hour before game time. She wants to ensure that the protection spells are on rightly, and read us a riot act. As well, she and Flitwick will escort us to the lockers safe from the prying eyes of Harry's adoring fans. In other news, every Bludger will be aimed towards the Seeker for his snogging with our little sister. Hugs & Kisses (Or Slobbers & Gropes) - Gred & Forge Weasley Captains, Gryffindor House Team Extraordinaire. To: Ginny Weasley From: Katie Bell FWD: Today's Game Sick 'em, babe. They're threatening your man. To: Fred and George Weasley From: Ginny Weasley CC: Ron Weasley Re: Fwd: Today's Game Dear Prats: Pray tell, how could Harry grope, snog or whatnot with me with our Mother and elder brother (Charlie) around? If you can explain this mystery to me, I'd be most delighted. Especially since I seem to be the person missing out on all the fun of said sexual mischief. Oh, and if a single Bludger heads Harry's way, as directed by any one of my siblings, I'll make your life a living hell. First, with a conversation with Mum, and then in usual Weasley style. Apparently, the corrective potion for your 'little' problem gave you some big brassy balls. These too can be removed. Surgically. Ever your loving, if vengeful sister, Ginny To: Harry Potter From: Fred and ...
    George Weasley Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Today's Game Running behind Ginny's skirts, eh? To: Fred and George Weasley From: Harry Potter Re: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Today's Game You poor saps. I think, in your quest to feel outraged over nothing, you've forgotten: a) You put us in this predicament of a naked game. b) The girls want your hide. Don't look to me for blame. The ladies of our team aren't peeved at me, so if they choose to protect my interests...shrug. Of course, the way I see it, they've chosen to protect the school assets. As for your sister, Ginny's just instituting her rights to be protective of her potential claim. What can I say, gentlemen? I have already sold 1.2 million calendars, sight unseen. I have a field of Aurors out there (all female) to watch for... deviant game plays. Why would I run to Ginny for protection? Harry To: Fred and George Weasley From: Ron Weasley Re: Idiots Do stop before you get us all killed. - RW To: Katie Bell, Angelina Johnson, Alicia Spinnet From: Humble and Pie Re: We're sorry Dear ladies, We're very sorry for the horrid position we've put you in. Honest. Please don't kill us out there. - F&G To: Full o' !#$ From: Katie Bell Re: Re: We're sorry Fred, George: After six years of playing with you two, and what feels like centuries of knowing the pair of you, you don't think we're stupid enough to take that little last minute dig-out-of-your-grave seriously, do you? For the record, Alicia spoke with Harry in the common room. He's howling with laughter, ...
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