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Falling On My Ass Again
Date: 1/15/2017, Categories: Fantasy & Sci-Fi, Author: agathinavestia, Rating: 4, Source: LushStories
okay, too, apart from being human. "You can call me Aggie," I said. "Owe!" I suddenly got a sharp pain in my butt. I must have bruised it when I fell. I really didn't mean to say it out loud, though. He probably thought I really was an idiot. "Something wrong?" he said. He looked behind me, as if expecting some sort of attack to come around me and get him, too. "Is someone attacking?" "No, it's nothing," I said. "I must have bruised my butt when I fell," I said. "Oh," he said. He smiled. "I can check it if you want me to?" Well, maybe he was a doctor or something, I thought. And bruises really can't be ignored. They can lead to all sorts of medical problems. I shrugged, turned my back to him, and raised my skirts. "See anything?" "Yep," he said. "You've got a bruise right here." He poked my ass cheek with his finger. "Oh, and another here." He poked me again. "Don't worry, though; I know how to take care of booboos." I thought he was making fun of me, but then he dropped to his knees and kissed my butt. Then he kissed it again. Good, old fashioned healthcare is always the best. I felt better already. Then, he kissed me right on my asshole and I felt even better! "Ooh," I said. I didn't mean to, honestly. I meant to whirl around and slap a few teeth out of his big, gross, human mouth. But I moaned. And it encouraged him. A lot! Before I could say 'go away stupid human' he rammed his big human tongue right up my butt! "Ooh!" See! Humans made ass-fucking journeys! I was sure ...