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Naked Quidditch Match pt 3
Date: 1/7/2017, Categories: Dark Fantasy, Author: Dillan1, Rating: 75, Source: sexstories.com
To: Gryffindor Tower (all) From:Harry Potter CC: Remus Lupin, Snuffles Re: My Beloved Fan Club It has come to my attention that my unauthorized fan club intends to produce and market my assets from the upcoming game. Given the unlicensed aspect of this, plus the fact I am a minor, I feel it needful to point out that without my express consent, this is a form of assault. As such, I will have charges laid against anyone who owns a copy of this calendar, or aids in the production. HOWEVER, given that this situation has already been blown completely out of control, my legal counsel has advised that should a proposal be made to me on my terms, I may license such an enterprise. At a profit to ME, people. You want your naked pictures, you can have them. But if I'm going to be splattered across Britain in all my natural glory then I want a cut. - Harry To: Harry Potter From:Snuffles CC: Moony Re: Re: My Beloved Fan Club Harry, m'lad... that was ruddy brilliant. If you're going to be burned this bad, take it over and make it a statement in your favor. Look, here's my take. You're not a bad looking boy, or Witch Weekly, Good Witchkeeping, and In Broomsticks wouldn't have you has the #1 eligible man in Britain. You consistently ousted Lockheart. (And I know what you think of that.) Quidditch has built up your body. No, you're not as broad in the shoulder as that muggle Arnold, but you're enough to give a full grown man a few minutes thought before taking you on. So. Here's my ...