1. Naked Quidditch Match pt 3


    Date: 1/7/2017, Categories: Dark Fantasy, Author: Dillan1, Rating: 75, Source: sexstories.com

    To: Gryffindor Tower (all) From:Harry Potter CC: Remus Lupin, Snuffles Re: My Beloved Fan Club It has come to my attention that my unauthorized fan club intends to produce and market my assets from the upcoming game. Given the unlicensed aspect of this, plus the fact I am a minor, I feel it needful to point out that without my express consent, this is a form of assault. As such, I will have charges laid against anyone who owns a copy of this calendar, or aids in the production. HOWEVER, given that this situation has already been blown completely out of control, my legal counsel has advised that should a proposal be made to me on my terms, I may license such an enterprise. At a profit to ME, people. You want your naked pictures, you can have them. But if I'm going to be splattered across Britain in all my natural glory then I want a cut. - Harry To: Harry Potter From:Snuffles CC: Moony Re: Re: My Beloved Fan Club Harry, m'lad... that was ruddy brilliant. If you're going to be burned this bad, take it over and make it a statement in your favor. Look, here's my take. You're not a bad looking boy, or Witch Weekly, Good Witchkeeping, and In Broomsticks wouldn't have you has the #1 eligible man in Britain. You consistently ousted Lockheart. (And I know what you think of that.) Quidditch has built up your body. No, you're not as broad in the shoulder as that muggle Arnold, but you're enough to give a full grown man a few minutes thought before taking you on. So. Here's my ...
    suggestion. In keeping with your ploy, let's get some professional shots done. I know a good photographer of high taste and great tact. Let's make this a media ploy IN your favor, rather than to humiliate you. Trust me, Harry, you can do this. - Snuffles To: Harry Potter From:Remus Lupin CC: Snuffles Re: Re: Re: My Beloved Fan Club Harry, I'm willing to bet you're freaking. I'm not one to do the testosterone display, but here's some words that may get you through this. A mantra, if you will. "When you got it, flaunt it." You've got the prowess in the game, you've got the admiration of the ladies, the respect of your peers, and I heard about that mmail... 6.23 x 2.75, wasn't it? You can definitely take that to Gringotts! - Remus To: Tom Marvello Riddle From:Your Favorite Enemy Re: Joining the dark side of the Force Tom, I've been thinking. Why should we be enemies? I've got the skills you're looking for in a Death Eater. And, while I won't do subservient, I think you could use a young, canny partner. Whattaya think? Harry Potter To: Harry Potter From:Ginny Weasley Re: Your Beloved Fan Club Harry, I'm sure it will come as no surprise that I'm president of your fan club. I'm ashamed to admit, that yes, we were planning to do a calendar, but... in recent seeing how much this is disturbing you, we're willing to scrap the project. If we do scrap the project, will you at least make your unofficial fan club an official one? Ginny To: Harry Potter From:M. McGonagall / Deputy Headmistress Re: ...
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