1. Naked Quidditch Match pt 3


    Date: 1/7/2017, Categories: Dark Fantasy, Author: Dillan1, Rating: 75, Source: sexstories.com

    Welcome aboard. I've arranged for photographer, Ms. Sally Mann. A very controversial American photographer/artist that has been highly recommended to me by Charlie Weasley The school has consented to allow us to use the grounds. At no charge, given the charity nature of the project. If possible, I'd like to get the photos done before this bloody Quidditch match that I have to deal with. I want the market saturated with this product BEFORE the game as a distraction tactic. How's Wednesday for you gents? - Harry P.S. Bigger Staff? snort Sorry, Ollie, we shared a locker room for too many years for THAT to wash. You're good. But you're not THAT good. To: Tommy From:Harry Re: Minions Quite okay, Old Chap. I'll just take over. - HP To: Gryffindor Quidditch Team From:Your Seeker Re: The Game Ladies and Bastards, I want you to be aware of some of my recent... business ventures. First, my unofficial fan-clubs plans for the calendar. You will be pleased to know that no photographs will be taken during the game. All of the especially charmed Omnioculars (charm TM of my good friend Hermione Granger) have been given into my custody. Secondly, a professional photographer will be visiting the school on Wednesday, and I have reluctantly agreed to go this route. Joining me for this calendar, although not at the same time or on the same page, necessarily, will be Oliver Wood (I'll pause for your gasps) and Victor Krum. I realize that the Unholy Duo will be racing off at the mouth with this ...
    news, and I should forewarn them... I've already informed the Prophet, plugging the charity aspect of this venture. 25 percent of the proceeds for sale of the bloody calendar will be going to St. Mungos Victims Unit. I may have to go out there starkers, and I may have to put up with the slurs of the Slytherins and the giggles of my peers for the next two years, but by damn I'll have this mess enhance my reputation and not humiliate me. As a good friend pointed out, "When you got it, flaunt it." Ladies, with unabashed candor: You've got it. Bastards, we're gonna make you look BAD. And lastly, I have heard the rumors of an alliance between Voldemort and myself. I realize that I made the threat first. Be assured, there will NEVER be an alliance between Voldemort and I. The Seeker To: Harry Potter From:Ginny Weasley Re: The Photos Harry, I've been thinking, can this photographer create an allusion to nudity without the full monty? - Ginny To: Ginny Weasley From:Harry Potter Re: Re: The Photos Why, Ginny... Don't you want my full monty anymore? Harry To: Harry Potter From: Ginny Weasley Re: The Full Monty Only if it's for a private showing. Very private. To: Harry Potter From: Ron Weasley CC: Ginny Weasley Re: Re:The Full Monty HARRY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING MAKING A PASS AT MY SISTER LIKE THAT?! There will be no showings, private or otherwise, exclusive or whatnot of any Monty to my sister! And Ginny... watch your language, or I'm telling Mum! - Ron To: The Prat From:His ...
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