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Grandma was Confused
Date: 9/28/2016, Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Taboo, Author: andydagod, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster
Grandma left the room Dad said. "Oh, my fucking Lord! Well, we've got to put a stop that this nonsense now." Mom nodded and said, "I had a feeling it would come to this. I've been pricing the cost of therapy for her. We'll have to get rid of the sports channels and cut out extraneous expenses like beer, bowling and sports pools" With a small smile Mom added "Besides you won't have time for any of that stuff anymore since you'll need to get a second job." "What! Why in the hell should I get a second job!" Dad roared. Mom rolled her eyes and smiled, "Well, honey- she is your mother." Dad turned his glare on me. "Yeah, but I'm not the one who made her crazy. Why can't Mr. Leaky Faucet here get a job?" "Jacob has to keep his grades up so hopefully he can get a scholarship in the next three years. If he doesn't get a scholarship, I guess we'll never retire. Of course even if he does get a job there's no guarantee that the therapy bills won't eat into our retirement fund." Now you have to understand early retirement was my Dad's major dream. Although, his plans seemed rather lame to me. He wanted to lie around the house every day watching the sports channels, sort of like a weekend that lasted for twenty years. As my Dad saw his dream fade before his eyes, he teared up a bit. Biting his lip, he said, "Well since we can't afford therapy without losing all we've worked for, I guess, you're going to have to take one for the team, sport." "What do you mean, dear?" "I mean it won't do ...