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    Date: 8/1/2016, Categories: Sex Humor, Author: masterkapt, Rating: 80, Source: xHamster

    More Jokes Did you hear about the redneck sex position? Its called: Rodeo. You mount the woman from the rear, dog style. One hand has one turn of hair around it, and the other reaches around and grabs a boob. You say to her: “Geez, yours are bigger than your s****r’s” And you have to hang on for 8 seconds… *** A guy is out for his morning run. He sees a tennis ball laying on the road, So he picks it up for his dog and put it in his shorts pocket. He stops at an intersection for a traffic light, and a blonde runner comes up next to him. Pointing, she asked “What’s that? He said “Tennis ball” She said “Ow, I’ll bet that hurts. I had tennis elbow once.” *** A minister is trying to teach religion to 3 blondes. He asked one “What is the meaning of Easter, the holiday?” She says “Oh, holiday. You kill this turkey and everybody eats it” He says “No that’s thanksgiving.” He asked the second one same question. She replied “ This guy dress up in a red suit, and gives everybody gifts.” He said “No, No. That’s Christmas.” He asked the last one same question. She says Oh, I think this guy come out of the ground…” “YES, YES” “and if he sees his shadow its going to be a long winter…” *** 3 blondes go into a bar and order a round of drinks. Then they raise their glasses and toast to “3 weeks” After the second round and toast, the bartender asked “What are you ladies celebrating?” “We bought this puzzle and on the box it said 2 to 4 years--- But we did it in 3 weeks.” *** Back when—there was ...
    an advertisement for men to work as pirates. A table was set up and the men presented their papers to the Captain. One man comes up to the table. He had on: striped shirt; knickers; peg leg, hook on his hand, patch over his eye, and a parrot on his shoulder. This guy looks like a pirate, right? The Captain says “You look like you have done this a while” The man says “Yep, 20 years” The Captain says “We have to ask you some questions. How did you get the peg leg?” “We were in a storm, ad I fell off the ship. Shark got it, so they gave me the peg leg” Capt; “ I see, how did you get the hook on your hand?” “We got into a fight with another pirate ship, and they cut my hand off with a sword. SO they gave me the hook” Capt: “One more question. How did you get the patch over your eye?” “The bird was in the rigging and took a dump, which hit me in the face. It was my first day with the hook.” *** A farmer sees that his rooster if getting old and decrepit. He goes into town and gets a young strong one, and puts it into the hen house. The young one looks at the old one and says “Pops, there’s only room enough here for one rooster. How we going to settle this: A fight, what?’ The old one says “Let have a foot race around the barn. The looser leaves here.” The young one looks at the other one who is hobbling around and says “OK, pops. I’ll tell you what—you can have half way around the barn as a head start” The older one goes around the barn at a very slow pace. At half way, the young ...
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