1. Effortless Cool Pt. 1


    Date: 9/12/2015, Categories: Straight Sex, Author: ChrisAlmonds, Rating: 2, Source: LushStories

    she said, accentuating my name by tapping the head of my cock and smiling up at me. I laughed a little, making my cock bounce. “Well, it would seem I am at a disadvantage. You know who I am and what my name is, but what about you?” I asked. “That’s a fair question,” she said thoughtfully. Then, she suddenly grabbed hold of my cock and used it to pull herself up, jerking me towards her as she stood. With her hand still wrapped around my cock, slowly moving back and forth and softly squeezing, she leaned up into my ear and whispered, “I’m a goddess.” Then she laughed and danced away from me, leaving me speechless and afraid to touch my cock lest it erupt. I swallowed, with difficulty. “Well, I could already tell you were a goddess–” I floundered, trying to come up with a witty retort, but she spoke over me before I had finished. “My name is Coolypso, and I am the goddess of Cool,” she proclaimed, taking a deep bow before dropping her shades back down and leaning against her motorcycle in a decidedly cool stance. “The goddess of Cool? That’s a thing? Also, did you say Calypso or Coolypso?” The questions sprang out of my mouth in quick succession. She laughed. “Yes to your first two questions, and it’s with two Os, not an A.” She looked at me over the top of her wayfarers. “That’s a pretty cool name,” I said thoughtfully. “Alright, I’m convinced. So what next?” She laughed again. “I definitely made the right choice with you,” she said, smiling widely, almost proudly. I felt a ...
    strange feeling all of a sudden, and glanced down at my shuffling feet (below my still erect cock, that is) for a moment before looking back up at her. “What choice was that?” “Chris,” she began, getting up and walking towards me, her hips wagging oh-so-wonderfully. “I have chosen you to be my champion– the Champion of Cool. And not just because of the alliteration, even though that is pretty cool,” she added, laughing as she stopped in front of me and returned her sunglasses back to the top of her head. “Wha–” I stuttered under her direct gaze. “What does that mean?” “It means, my wonderful boy, that I am going to bestow upon you a gift–” she paused for a second, “The gift of effortless cool.” “Effortless cool?” I asked, mesmerized by how perfect her face was now that she was so close to me. “Yes! Effortless cool!” She grinned. “I have been watching you for a long time and I know just how cool you are, so from now on everybody else will too.” As she spoke, she returned her hand to my cock and started slowly stroking it again. “Everything you do, every joke you make no matter how cheesy, every come on you make to a girl, every smoke trick, every dance move, they’ll all be just as cool to everybody else as you intended. No more social faux pas or things that sounded better in your head, it’ll all go over perfectly, and everyone around will see you for how cool you really are, and in that way, you’ll spread my Cool into the world, because let’s face it, the world just isn’t as ...