1. Naked Quidditch Match - pt 7


    Date: 6/8/2016, Categories: Dark Fantasy, Author: Dillan1, Rating: 78.6, Source: sexstories.com

    To: Albus Dumbledore / Headmaster From: Ginny Weasley Re: Lord Voldemort Attach: (100 K) Professor: As we have developed and marketed recent inspirational materials (Moldiemort Robes, and our newest product Mockeries of a Dark Lord due for release in hardcover next month), we have received many threats from Lord Voldemort. While hollow in nature, and really quite trivial, we do believe a potential "retaliation" of Moldie with his unhygenic Death Eaters may disrupt the game. Given the passion we Gryffindors have for our sport and our team, I would like to make a few suggestions as to how to prevent ol' Moldie from causing any problems. A) A prevalent display of Moldiemort robes would cause him much anguish and frustration, possibly throwing him off his game. B) The attached magical slide-show advertising the upcoming book, Mockeries of a Dark Lord, will also cause him much emotional grief. C) Dragon sweeps. We have three on the premise, complete with trained riders. Sweeps of these creatures will disrupt the magical fields and stability needed for the Death Eaters to apparate with structure. Any other defenses you may determine needful would also be welcomed, but the above are easily incorporated and will definitely give Tommy some emotional trauma that should give us an advantage. Best regards, G. Weasley To: Lucius Malfoy From: The Dark Lord of Sith Re: Potter Malfoy, I expect your attendance upon me within the hour. A situation has arisen that requires immediate ...
    attention. Potter has decided to branch further into other marketing aspects of our conflict, and yet no licensing authority has come from my lawyers. I want this boy STOPPED! He's making a fool of us all! Lord Voldemort Dark Wizard Grand Order of Sith To: Lestrange-at-Azkaban From: Lucius Malfoy Re: "Dark Lord of Sith" The old boy has been watching the "Star Wars" trilogy again. Damn Muggles. It's obviously rattled his brains some more. Now he's the "Dark Lord of Sith" If he starts wearing a black shiny mass and breathing heavy, I'm outta here. Anyway, we have a small legal situation on the horizon. Problem being, our Master has killed off all the lawyers we've hired to represent him. Any suggestions? Good luck with the Dementors! Hope you've got that drool problem under control. - Lucky To: Lord Voldemort From: Lucius Malfoy Re: Re: Potter Master, I have made some inquiries with regards to the legal ramifications. We could put a block on any future merchandise sales, but to do this, you MUST NOT KILL OFF THE LAWYERS! At least, not the ones who are representing your cause. Please Master, I know they're all annoying evil gits, but... just this once, please don't just A-K them immediately upon their fee statement! Ever your loyal and obedient servant, - Lucius Malfoy To: Harry Potter From: Severus Snape / Potions Master Re: Merchandising Potter: The Dark Lord is hiring a lawyer to block all sales of your product line. FYI. - Professor Snape To: Ginny Weasley From: Harry Potter CC: ...
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