1. Naked Quidditch Match - Fifth Time Around


    Date: 6/1/2016, Categories: Dark Fantasy, Author: Dillan1, Rating: 80, Source: sexstories.com

    the memory of this day. How DO I get myself into these situations? Harry I mocked Voldemorter Ask me how! To: Harry Potter From: Snuffles CC: Moony Re: Re: PMS, Much? Hey, Harry, How did you mock Voldemort? To: Snuffles From: Harry Potter CC: Moony Re: Re:Re: PMS, Much? My last Mmail, then I'm back to posing all nekkid and stuff. First, I sent my beloved enemy: "Oooh, I tink I taw a bid bad Moldiemort! I DiD, I DiD I Did tee a bid bad Moldiemort!" Most recently, however: "There once was a stinker named Voldie His breath, it smelled kinda moldy He's oh-so greedy He's tried to kill me But failed cuz his head is so hole-y" I'm thinking about doing a book of poems: Mockeries of a Dark Lord. Snazzy title, hmm? - Harry I Mocked Voldemort Ask me how! To: Harry Potter From: Remus Lupin CC: Snuffles Re: Mockeries of a Dark Lord If that doesn't kill him, I don't know what will. - Moony To: Harry Potter From: Snuffles CC: Moony Re: Re:Re: Re: PMS, Much? sniffle - I love you kid. Really. Can I have an autographed copy? Snuffles the Sniffling To: Harry Potter From: Lord Voldemort Re: Re:Re: Your Terms I loathe you Potter. L.V. To: Ginny Weasley From: Your Brothers Re: Today Where are you? To: My Brothers To: Prats United From: Ginny Weasley Re: Re:Today Obviously somewhere else. Mum says "Hi!" -Ginny To: Ron From: Ginny Weasley Re: Re:Lunch Ron, what a lovely idea. I only wish I had received this Mmail say, yesterday. I've got plans today, brother dear, including lunch with Mum. Maybe ...
    next time? - Ginny To: Harry Potter Fans From: The President of the Unofficial Harry Pottery Fanclub Re: The Calendar Photos have been going VERY well. The photographer is quite excellent, and the poses are simply stunning. This calendar will be our BEST piece ever! The Harry Potter morning-wakeup call is peanuts next to this! My sincerest thanks to all contributors for their artistic work, their quotations and more in putting this project together. It is a tribute to our love for our hero, and a fine statement to his sexiness. With that in mind, it is with great regret that I resign from my position as President of Harry's fan club. This club represents some of the best years I've had at Hogwarts. I wish you much success in future endeavors. -Ginny Weasley To: Lord Moldiemort From: Harry Potter Re: Re: Re: Re: Your Terms Love you too! HP "There once was a restored Dark Wizard Whose fondness for otheres rested only in lizards He was such a drag That his conquest was bagged And now he's just stranded out in a lonely blizzard" To: Ginny From: Ron Re: Re: Lunch I wish I'd known Mum and you were meeting for lunch. Next time, I WILL remember to Mmail a day before. Thanks, Gin. We were all worried that you were hanging off of Harry while he's prancing around in the buff. - Ron To: Ron Weasley From: Charlie Weasley Re: Hey, you... Why weren't you around for the photo-shoot? You could have had lunch with Mum, Ginny and I. Harry, understandably, made himself scarce for lunch. I'm amazed ...
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