1. humor


    Date: 5/31/2016, Categories: Sex Humor, Author: bastos78, Rating: 50, Source: xHamster

    Softness and hardness A man bumps against a woman in a hotel lobby. During the collision the elbow mound against the chest thereof. They are both surprised. The man turns to her and say, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you will forgive me." To which she replied: "If your cock is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." Influantes Stats A businessman boarded a train and finds himself sitting next to a beautiful woman. He notices that she is reading a book about sexual statistics. He asked about this, and she will answer: "This is a very interesting book. So the Indians are those whose penis is longer, and Britons are those who know to use it. By the way my name is Jill. And you?" "The Geronimo Genneck, nice to meet you." Staying cool One evening, while a couple sets, the husband begins to caress the arm of his wife. She turned and said, "I'm sorry honey, I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to stay cool. '" The husband turns disappointed. A few minutes later, he turned back to his wife. "Do you also have an appointment at the dentist tomorrow?" The cutter Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had worked here for several years when he came home one evening and confessed to his wife that he had a terrible temptation: he wanted to put his penis into the cutter pickles. His wife suggested he go see a ther****t to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to fight this one temptation. One day a few weeks ...
    later, Bill came home. That woman saw immediately that something was wrong. "What's wrong Bill?", She asked. "You remember my fantasy you about the cutter pickles?" "Oh, no, Bill, you do not have ..." "If." "God Bill that has happened?" "I was fired" "No, I mean, that has happened with the cutter?" "She has also been fired." Hair smelling A young secretary is doing photocopies at the office when one of his colleagues said: "Hmmm, your hair smells awfully good!" Immediately, the secretary will see his head and complained to him of being sexually harassed! "How so?" asks the boss "He told me that my hair felt awfully good ..." replied the girl "And then," exclaims the chief, "I would have thought it was the kind of compliment that would have made you happy!" "But boss," resumed the girl, "This is a dwarf ..." sex joke: It's more that it was A couple has been married for 50 years. One morning at breakfast the woman said: "Remember how 50 years ago, we were probably sitting at the same table together." "I know," said the old man "probably we sat completely naked." "Well, well," said the old woman "relive a bit of the past." Then the two are completely undress and sit down again. You know darling, "said the little old excited" my nipples are still as hot today as it was 50 years ago! " "It does not surprise me," replied the grandfather "There's one in the toaster and the other dipped in your coffee. Calories and fun Look at how many calories you can lose for: Undress With permission ...
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