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One Thousand Apologies - Part 2
Date: 3/19/2016, Categories: True Story, Blowjob, Consensual Sex, First Time, Incest, Masturbation, Romance, Teen Male/Teen Female, Virginity, Young, Author: Joe Long, Rating: 92, Source: sexstories.com
beginning of their scene they are having a hell of a fight as she’s demanding to be allowed to get a job and send the kids to child care. Hannah leans in to whisper “You tell him, girl!” As Ron Howard kept demanding that his wife do exactly as he says, to stay at home and raise the children, I had to agree “Yeah, he really is being an asshole. I don’t think I could ever be like that.” Hannah squeezed my arm and replied, “No, you’re not that kind of guy.” Then as the kids ran around the house, totally of control, I told her “God, I hope my kids don’t turn out like that!” Later the hippy couple smoking weed in their car get pulled over by a motorcycle cop. “Han Solo!” I whispered to Hannah, as Harrison Ford reprised his character in the briefest of cameos. I certainly hoped that Lucas would do better with his next Star Wars than this crappy sequel, but that’s a whole ‘nother story. After bailing her boyfriend out of jail, Candy asks him “I love you, when are we going to get married?” and gets the stoner response “I don’t know man, it’s just a piece of paper!” That bothered me. I leaned over to Hannah and said, “It’s not just a piece of paper, it’s a commitment, to promise that you’ll always be there!” And sure enough, by the end of the movie, the dickhead is kissing some other girl. The fourth story was about the drag racer John Milner (wait, seriously, John Fuckin’ Milner? Two days in a row? Of all the characters, in all the movies…this has to be a sign from God!) So anyways, ...