1. Gassy Rehab


    Date: 8/29/2015, Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Author: LittleMissFart, Rating: 88, Source: xHamster

    weekend excursion to Brighton." He told them all openly. "I booked us into a hotel near the pier, and spent the whole day just sniffing each of their lovely fragrant bottoms as they took turns to fart on me as and when they needed to, and we spent all night each night drinking and partying and gambling like as if it was the end of the world. Trouble is, I'm not a very pleasant drinker, and on the last night there I ended up saying some horrid things which angered the women. In my d***ken stupor, I told them that seeing as I was paying for them they will do as they are told and when I eventually passed out d***k, I awoke to find myself handcuffed to the bed, with the girls no where to be seen. I was badly hungover, and could only just about remember how much of a bastard I was to them." He revealed. "Eventually, a maid at the hotel came into the room, and I begged her to free me. She thought the scene was an hilarious sight, and asked me what we had been doing there, as she had heard the whole fracas the previous night. I explained to her what happened and what we was there for, and she was a little bit shocked about my desire for sniffing girl's bums and farts. She then looked for the keys for the cuffs when she stumbled across the bag which contained my money in. She rifled through it, and started counting out the pile of money right in front of me. I realised the girls I had been with had taken just £5,000 of it before they had left me. The maid, however, had different ...
    ideas. I asked her to put the money back, as I felt a little uneasy with the way she was excitedly holding the cash. She just laughed and asked, 'what money?' and put it back into the bag and put the bag over her shoulder. I pleaded with her to stop and just free me, but she turned to me and asked me if I also like kissing girls farts, I nodded my head and she then said, "well you can kiss the money, and my fart, goodbye!" and she turned around, stuck her arse out at me, and blew off a fart and walked off with my money, laughing!" He told them all. "It was hours later when I was finally rescued by another hotel worker, but during that time, I had a lot to think about. About what had happened. About how I had lost over £30,000 on one weekend due in a large part to my addiction. I didn't think I needed help though. That I could control it myself, but within hours of returning home, I borrowed some money from my mother and was back down an alleyway, with another sniff-girl, satisfying my needs for a sniff of her anus. It was only last week when I decided I cant control it and I should get help, and now I am here." He explained. "Did you smell her fart?" Claire suddenly asked, raising her hand. "W-what? The sniff-girl's?" Max flustered and asked. "No, that maid. Could you actually smell her fart?" She cleared up her question. "Oh um, well uh, no she was a little too far away..." He chuckled nervously and answered her. "Oh." Claire responded, a little disappointed and lowered her ...
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