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Beef with Broccoli
Date: 2/12/2016, Categories: Fiction, Blowjob, Erotica, Written by women, Author: CandyXLove, Rating: 92.9, Source: sexstories.com
won't notice. "I went there to visit her two summers ago. It was a lot of fun." "That's my home town," he reaches into the messenger bag slung to his hip and pulls out a Wong's Wok paper bag, then something square from it, wrapped in wax paper. "Your friend probably didn't take you anywhere that makes these, though." He walks the short distance to my kitchenette and holds the waxy parcel out to me. I tip the paper open and see two slices of white bread clamped around something that looks like the crazypants in Scream Bloody Death tried to make an omelet. "What is it?" "That's my favorite Friday night movie-watching food. It's a Saint Paul sandwich. Go ahead, take a bite. I brought a whole bag." I do. It tastes like a crazypants omelet, too, with lots of mayonnaise. Mayonnaise and crunchy bean sprouts. Aw, fuck, is this what he's going to taste like if we kiss again? It's not a deal breaker, but it's not a point in Jay's favor, for sure. I chew and swallow heavily. "What do you think?" He unwraps one for himself and takes the kind of enthusiastic bite only men with fast metabolisms can manage. It's his favorite. He brought it to share with me. For all I know he made it at the restaurant, himself, after his shift was over. Am I going to lie to spare his feelings? "It's horrible," I blurt out, pressing my fingers against my lips as if I can shove the unvarnished truth back in. "Jesus, I'm sorry, that was really rude." He laughs. Not the self-aware, suave laugh that made my ...