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Grits and groceries
Date: 2/4/2016, Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Mature, Author: Xtreme357, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster
sweet." "Eew, I hate it when you buy oranges that look so good, but end up bitter and sour tasting... so how do you know this?" "From spending time in Cali, I replied, you can tell when they're tree ripened or rushed to market." "Okay, she smiled, thanks for that little enlightenment." "Any time, I smiled even as I was thinking, damn she is fine. She glanced down at my hand, so you're single." "As are you" I smiled back, as I noticed that she was either braless or she had some very prominent nipples, but then we were in produce, so maybe she was simply a little chilly. I bashfully averted my eyes. But it wasn't lost on her what I'd been looking at. "So you come here often?" she asked. I frowned at her, "really, that your best offering?" She laughed, "oh listen at you, and no it ain't." Wow, I thought, no she didn't... "What, she asked, before it dawned on her what it must have sounded like, oh my goodness no." I laughed as she realized how it sounded too. Then she pivoted the conversation: I noticed you weren't all up in mine, like practically every other dude in here... are you gay?" I cringed, "does a fella have to be gay to have respect for a lady?" "Of course not, she apologetically offered, I just assumed..." "Oh, you know you're super fine, so if a bruh ain't sweatin' you, then he must be gay right?" "Well, she shrugged, that's usually the case." "Well, I offered, there's nothing usual about me." "Oh really, and what's that mean?" "It means just what I said, I'm not the ...