1. Memoirs of a Woman of the Wind


    Date: 1/18/2016, Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Author: LittleMissFart, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    lap. I couldn't help but to admire the fact that her wind had just blew around such a beautiful area. &#034Lovely? You enjoyed my fart?&#034 She asked and nervously chuckled. I'm sure there had been a little mix up in the translation, I was intending it to sound sarcastic but clearly it didn't translate well. &#034Umm...&#034 I hummed thinking of the right words to say, all the while her gorgeous deep brown eyes burned into mine. She then laughed again which helped ease the growing tension. She suddenly raised her butt off the rock, and - *Pblrrrtt!* -ripped another slightly louder longer fart. &#034And that's why I'm called Quanah Niyol - Fragrant Wind!&#034 She boasted proudly and laughed. I stared opened mouthed, in shock. Yet it was such a thrilling sight to behold, a gorgeous naked woman doing such a thing right beside me, well it turned me on immensely. I nervously laughed, trying to hide the thrills her farts were giving me, but my own body betrayed me as my damp nipples began to grow erect. I placed an arm over my chest, trying to hide them from her. She noticed this, and stopped laughing. I felt awkward as I softly giggled in nervous tension. &#034Don't you fart where you come from?&#034 She suddenly questioned, a grin returned to her pretty face. &#034Well - uh - yes sure, but a lady isn't supposed to admit it...&#034 I told her. &#034Why? It's natural. Aren't you natural?&#034 She continued to question, obviously confused by my strange European concepts. &#034I am ...
    a natural woman! Just look at me, sitting here naked!&#034 I beamed out and laughed. &#034Prove it.&#034 She replied, still grinning. &#034Prove it? How? Y-you want me to fart?&#034 I asked with a chuckle. &#034No!&#034 She laughed. &#034Then how?&#034 I asked. &#034With a kiss. That's a natural thing to do.&#034 She answered, her grin dropped to a smile. &#034A kiss?&#034 I puzzled. I then giggled and pressed my lips to her cheek, and gave her a quick friendly peck. She giggled as I did that. &#034Not that kiss. This kiss.&#034 She stated and then leaned in, and shocked me by pressing her sweet soft supple lips to mine. She gave me a passionate kiss which lasted about 15 seconds. I almost gasped but then closed my eyes and kissed her back. As she pulled her lips away, she suddenly looked at me with a shocked expression. &#034Sorry.&#034 She apologised and took off into the forest. I was confused by her reaction and got up to run after her. She ran around and up a hill, I was calling out for her to stop, and she finally did once she reached the top of the waterfall. She sat down at the water's edge. I caught up to her, and sat down beside her. &#034Why did you run?&#034 I asked her. &#034My people say that such a thing isn't natural.&#034 She sighed dejectedly. &#034Oh... I understand, my people would say the same too...&#034 I respond. I watch her pick up a stone and skim it across the flowing stream. &#034If it's not natural, then why does it feel like it is?&#034 I asked, ...
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