1. You Can Tune A Piano, But You Can’t Tuna Fis


    Date: 1/13/2016, Categories: Celebrities, Lesbian Sex, Author: LouiseFairfax, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    Rex's head moved around as if 'he' could see them. "I bet they're getting their lesbo freak on!" "REX!" Robbie yelled. He was still sporting some bandages from the killer tuna. "Oh," Cat said in a sad voice. Jade had become closer to her again and she was happy with that. She had missed her life-long friend. Now, it looked like she was going to be ignored again with Tori and Jade back together. Still, Sam was at home and they had fun. "Not that kind of fun!" Everyone turned to Cat, confused. Then Cat's phone rang. She grabbed it and yelled, "Hey! It's Melanie!" The three boys, and the puppet, looked at each other in confusion as they tried to interpret the one-sided conversation. "Melanie who?" Robbie asked. Cat ignored him as she answered her PearPhone. "Hi Melanie! Yeah, sure I remember you! You're like Anti-Sam. Oh, yeah I remember that time at Bots. Really? You liked that? Well, it was kind of hard to enjoy it when I thought you were some demony thing from Sam's twinfection. I was? Really? And you haven't been able to forget it? Yay! And when will you be here? YAY! Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to scream that in your ear!" Cat smiled, a wickedly adult smile, "Yeah, Sam can sl*ep on the couch again and... Hee-hee! You want to what? Ooooo... Hee-hee, yeah, I'd like to try that too. No, me neither. But, yeah, I'd like to... Wait a sec." Cat put her hand over the small mic on her PearPhone and announced, "I gotta pee!" With that, she was racing across the Asphalt Café, ...
    clutching her phone and laughing. "Was that...?" Andre started to ask then stopped. Beck nodded, "Yeah, I think it was..." Robbie looked back and forth between his best friends. "Was that what?" Rex's hand was slapped into his face with a solid wooded thump as the puppet said, "Oh man... And all those Penthouse Forum letters you read late at night..." "REX!" * * * While Cat was in one of the ladies' rooms, enjoying her first phone sex ever, Tori and Jade were in the janitor's closet, making out like the horny teens they were. There was a long pause as they caught their breath and Jade suddenly got hit with a new wave of guilt. "Tori... I have to tell you something. I..." Tori hadn't been paying attention and said, "Jade, I have a confession to make..." As if they had rehearsed it, simultaneously, the lovers said, "I cheated on you!" They stared at each other and both said, "You what?!" Jade broke the impasse saying, "The night after the tuna jump... Sam, you know, Cat's roommate? She and I... Tori, I'm so sorry. I was horny and I thought we were over. And... All I could think of was you..." This time Tori wiped the tears from Jade's eyes. "I understand. I... There was this time on the tour... In St. Louis... I was lonely and heart-broken and... horny. The station DJ seduced me... No. I... You were who I really wanted but...I did it anyway and... I understand if you never want to see me again..." "Wait! You were in St. Louis? That was the same night..." "You know when I was in St. ...
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