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Gassed in an Elevator

Date: 12/22/2015, Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Author: LittleMissFart, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

"Oh thanks!" I giggled. "If you think those were bad, you do NOT want to give me any dairy products." She warned. "What do you mean?" I enquired. "I'm lactose intolerant, anything dairy gives me REAL bad wind..." She explained. "Oh wow ok, well I got a milk chocolate bar in my purse so, if it comes down to being our only source of food while we're stuck in here I'll take the risk and share it with you." I joked. "Oh no, I'll be charged with murder by farts if you do!" She laughed. "Can't be that much worse than the farts I've just been sniffing!" I giggled. "Trust me, they are 100x more worse!" She chuckled. "Really?" I continued to giggle. "Yeah, my last boyfriend I had made the BIG mistake of accidently giving me a cup of tea with normal milk in it instead of soy milk, and well, he broke up with me an hour later!" She revealed and heartedly laughed. "Wow...!" I playfully grinned in awe, feeling slightly jealous of her ex. "I'll make sure my date doesn't make the same mistake tonight, if we get out of here in time." She smiled. "Well if he did and split up with you just for doing a smelly fart, then he's not worthy of you." I reassured her. "Oh no, he loves my smelly farts!" She told me. "What?" I giggled, unsure if I had heard correctly. "Yeah, this is just between us girls, but he has a fart fetish." She softly confided in me before grinning playfully. "Oh, you mean, he like, gets off on your farts?" I nervously ask, still trying to hide the fact that I too have the same ... fetish. "Yeah, he loves sniffing my big fat ass when I have wind. If you can you believe that." She giggled. "Wow, that's incredible, it's a shame he's not here now he'd be in heaven!" I joked. "Yeah he's going to be so jealous of you when I tell him about you!" She laughed. "Well you tell him that I said your farts smelt wonderful and gorgeous and ripe and so sexy!" I laughed, hiding the truth in a joke. "I will!" She laughed along with me. We had been having so much fun together that the time just flew by, and before we knew it, the lift had stuttered down to the next floor and the doors pinged open. "Oh look, we're free!" She blurted out real relieved. We both stepped out of the lift together. "Ahhhh just breathe the fresh air of freedom." She told me before playfully taking in a big lungful of air. I played along and breathed it in with her. "All I can still smell is your farts!" I told her, and I truthfully still could smell them! "Oops yeah sorry, I had just farted again, pardon me!" She laughed. "Thank you." I grinned at her. She then rushed off to the stairwell. "See you around, love." She cooed before disappearing down the stairs as I just stood there, taking in a last few wafts of her smelly sexy gas. Suddenly, a loud fart bellowed and echoed from the stairwell. "That was one for the road!" She called up to me before her laugh echoed off the walls along with her fart. "What a woman." I quietly spoke to myself with an admired smile, before I too headed for the stairs. ...