1. The Councillor


    Date: 8/23/2015, Categories: Fiction, Consensual Sex, Prostitution, Sado-Masochism, Snuff, Torture, Author: Allthwaite, Rating: 75, Source: sexstories.com

    “Speech!” someone shouted. “I would like to thank, old whats her name,” Al said drunkenly before someone dragged him away. “You coming Johnno?” someone shouted. “Nah, I’ll stick it out!” I said and I tried to kip in rock hard council chair. "Ah hem," some weasly little council git said and woke me up, "Mr Althwaite would you please come and check the spoiled ballot papers." "Why?" I asked. "There are rather a lot of them," he said, "Please!" Christ was he right, this huge pile, "Most say something rude about the BNP," he said as he showed me them one by one. "So?" I said, "Two hundred and six out of one three hundred and eighteen ballot papers issued." he said, "Said Fuck the BNP or something similar." "So they fucking hate me," I said "Big deal!" "But of the unspoiled papers you had fifty two votes," he said, "The UK Independence Party candidate thirty eight and." "You won!" Sandra said, "Johnno, you won!" "Fucking hell!" I said and I fainted. I woke up with a TV blokes microphone in me face, "Congratulations Mr Allthwaite," he said, "What do you hope to achieve by this momentous victory." "Clear the place of Pedo's" I suggested. "Hang them from lamp posts by their bollocks?" he asked. "No that's Lib Dems," I said, "It don't work their bollocks come off, no stick a meat hook up their ass and let them swing from that!" I said. And he fainted. "Must be a Pedo," Sandra said.
«1234»