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ProfNigma Stories #8: Blame It On Me #6

Date: 12/5/2015, Categories: Celebrities, Author: FrankSinner, Rating: , Source: xHamster

"Touché," he said as he watched the teen get stabbed through with a shovel by some hulking man-thing. "So, I know your favourite movie is The Scissoring, but what's your second favourite?" "I think, and no one has heard of this movie, but Cherry Falls." "I know that one... that's the one with Jay Mohr that kinda throws the slasher thing on its head by the guy killing all the virgins." "Ohmigod, yes!" she said, nuzzling into his neck, savouring that he was really perfect. "What's yours?" "Gotta be Kiss Kiss Bang Bang." "That's a porno isn't it? Perv…" Freddie was stunned and didn't know how to respond. "No way. RDJ and Val Kilmer in a modern day noir mystery. The dialogue in and of itself is amazing." "Hmmm… maybe I'll let you show it to me one day. Fave TV show?" "Ever or on now?" he replied as if there was an answer prepped for either. "Both." "Ok..." he breathed deep and said, "Right now it’s Community or Archer but ever… I think Firefly." "I have never watched any of those actually, F-" "What?! " he exclaimed sitting up. "Firefly is the hands down best show ever created. You have to watch it." "Robbie tried to make me once, but I nearly crushed his shoulder blade when he tried to make me… so bad news for him. I think mine would have to be American Horror Story." "That's a good show. I'm hoping the next season will be as good as the first. But on the more pressing matters, you need to watch Firefly, and then I can show you the movie, and then the comics, and-" "Alright, ... you big dork, I have to draw the line at reading comic books. I do have a reputation to uphold, Benson." "Reputation or not, comics are a really important medium. I mean, look how popular superheroes are right now and a lot of great films have been inspired by comics. In fact, I think I have the perfect comic for you." Jade rolled her eyes. "I am waiting with baited breath to hear this…" "Hack/Slash." "Well, at least the title is appealing. So let's hear it… what is this wonderful magical ch*ldren's picture book all about?" Freddie groaned at how difficult she was being. "First, it is definitely not a book for k*ds. It's about this girl… really a woman, and her only friend who go around hunting serial killers and monsters called Slashers." "Ok… and what's the point?" "Until recently, all the story arcs have essentially been like little movies. Taking down crazy religious cults, zombies, skinless serial killers. It's pretty epic." Jade laughed at his use of epic. "So, let me guess, the girl is the damsel in distress that the guy has to save and she's really hot?" "Well…" Freddie said, knowing she might have him on this point. "She is pretty hot, but only if you like Goth girls with a lot of attitude and she is never the damsel. She's incredibly tough. And her friend is too… he's disfigured and really sweet." "So it's essentially about us? The pretty Goth badass, and the big sweet lug?" "Ha ha," Freddie said, rolling his eyes, still believing that she was mocking him. "I'll read ...