1. shagging mom


    Date: 11/30/2015, Categories: Anal, First Time, Taboo, Author: timmy110, Rating: 95, Source: xHamster

    called. There was a crisis in their European office. The Greek monetary crisis threatened their whole operation; he had to fly out immediately for about a month. He'd be in Brussels. After he hung up, the shock hit me. I had tried to prepare mom, whose cycle was at its peak, for dad's onslaught as he tried for that baby. Now, he was gone for 30 days. What if that stuff actually worked? I re-assured myself: none of those things work, it's all a fraud. I convinced myself that everything was cool. I went downstairs to grab something from the fridge. I was wearing my official NBA warm-up fleece shorts and nothing else. Mom, I presumed, was still in her room. From her room, I heard a crash. It sounded like that bed tray I used to give her afternoon tea in bed had fallen. I knew that mom didn't like me in her bedroom for any reason, so I didn't bother running to see what happened. Now I heard a thump, thump on the stairs. It wasn't the sound of someone running or quietly padding the stairs. It was a deliberate stagger, as if someone was d***k. (For those keeping score, my mom never ever was d***k) I almost jumped ten feet when my mother appeared at the kitchen threshold, her face looking odd. What was even odder was that she was NUDE, my mom, NUDE man. My jaw dropped, my eyes popping out. Mom: [Sounding like a stoner or a d***k] &#034Is your father here?&#034 Me: &#034Na...no mom.&#034 Mom: &#034What do you mean NO?! He promised that he and I were going to look into your missing ...
    s****r problem&#034 Me: &#034He called me; a crisis at the European office made him fly out to Belgium; he will be back in about 30 days.&#034 Mom: &#03430 days? 30 FUCKING DAYS?! I can't last 30 days; I'm ready NOW. Do you understand 'ready', Pete?? I don't know what it is, but I have never ever been so ready for anything in my life. Baby, I don't understand myself, but all I know is that your baby s****r is waiting...inside me. I need a man to help her come out. I was hoping your father would be here to do it...I mean, that is what marriage is supposed to be, isn't it? Marriage means you stay with your man, even if he has problems getting excited, and even if his maximum is 3 lousy inches. Marriage means you are loyal and stay.&#034 [At this point, I was slowly backing away as mom slowly approached. She won. Her hands started to caress my upper body, which was overdeveloped due to a cheap gym membership.] Mom: &#034God, Pete, I never noticed that you are so different from your daddy. What muscles. Oh, looky there, in your shorts. That thing is gigantic. What a man! I think that little Pete wants mommy, doesn't he?&#034 Me: &#034Mom, the job of the man of the house is to make the babies, and the man of the house is dad; he was just called away on an emergency. I am going to turn around and do these dishes and I expect you to be back upstairs when I turn back.&#034 [I turned on the hot water and grabbed the Ivory Liquid. Just then, I felt something indescribably fantastic. Mom ...
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