1. Bawdy Tales Episode 1 - The Monk's Tale


    Date: 11/18/2015, Categories: Straight Sex, Author: Will_greybeard, Rating: 8, Source: LushStories

    The Kings Head, 24th May. We are a small band of adventurers, just twelve in number. What a strange fellowship we make, some tradesmen, such as myself, but our number includes a monk - or former monk, for he has cast off his habit and taken the garb of an ordinary man - a friar, cook, miller, and a pedlar of fancies, and three women, one the widow of a merchant, the other a bawd, whose whores either perished or fled, all except one who was with her, I forget the rest. All drawn together by circumstance, not a group you would normally expect to find travelling together. I'm afraid that we took a couple of palfreys from the stables for the widow and the bawd, who would otherwise have found the journey too arduous. Their owners were dead, so we gave the innkeeper a few crowns to take them off his hands. They would probably have gone to the knackers else, but it was much less than their true worth. ***** Knottingly, The Lamb, May 25th. At first we trudged in silence, each caught up in our own thought and memories, but by common consent it was agreed that we must find some way to entertain ourselves, or more truthfully, each other, else we would be a melancholy crew indeed. One or two were for gaming or dice, but that would only divide our number, for some would win whilst others would lose, and that would end in discord. It was the bawd, God help us, who came up with the idea which drew the greatest agreement. So, each night, by turns we will each undertake to tell a story to ...
    while away our evenings, and provide a topic for conversation on the morrow. To make things fair, lots will be drawn each morn before we set out, to see who should take the stage that evening, Time enough on the road for that person to collect their thoughts and frame the night's entertainment. These then are the tales with which we beguiled each other, beginning with the monk. There was a general groan when he drew the first lot, for what had he learned in his monastery, other than prayers and psalms, dreary fodder indeed? As it turned out, we were surprised, perhaps even shocked, for we had not thought that such things as the monk described would have taken place among those who had renounced the pleasures of the flesh. ***** The Monk's Tale or “How an innocent novice monk was betrayed into carnal sin by a wicked Prioress.” You will understand, my friends, that the events I am about to relate to you took place many years ago, when I was young and innocent novice, ignorant of the wiles of women, begging your pardon ladies. My father was a blacksmith, a vigorous and lusty man, who sired a child every year without fail on my mother until her death in childbed when I was nine years old. I was the seventh of sixteen children, eight of whom survived the perils of childhood, and the fourth and last of my father's sons. Until this recent calamity, two of my brothers and three of my sisters were still living, although I have not heard whether any were spared by the grace of God and the ...
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