1. Bridesmaid Caz Is An Easy Fuck


    Date: 11/15/2015, Categories: Hardcore, Author: VoyMilfHunter, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    Oh weddings, how I love them. The beautiful decor, the shining moment of hard work and preparation, loved ones coming together in celebration... FUCK THAT!!! It’s all about the open bar and the horny bridesmaids….HA! This wedding started like any other…..copious amounts of booze and food followed by the world’s longest traditional ceremony and me ogling the bridesmaids while on the alter. One particular bridesmaid called Caz was looking smoking hot that day. She was wearing a long cherry-red satin bridesmaid dress that made the most of her smallish boobs, with her sexy blonde hair tied back. She was a single mom who was known as the bane of her f****y’s existence because she dared to get knocked up without being married. I see a smoking hot mommy who hasn’t been partying in forever and is about to lose her mind. After the c*** inducing ceremony we all piled into the very large limousine and made our way to the reception. I poured everyone shots and gave some special attention to Caz who at this point was one shot short of poking her head out the sun roof and flashing oncoming traffic. We finally arrived at the ceremony and of course none other than yours truly and my new friend were to man the shot table…..CUE THE SEXUAL ESCALATION……. We got to our posts and like a good soldier I got to work laughing and drinking with everyone who came through the lineup all while staring at Caz and gently making fun her inability to drink. I would ever so often elude to how she was a “light ...
    weight” and wouldn’t be able to “hang with the big boys”. Naturally she took the bait and started to egg me on, this went on for about 30 minutes until I turned up the heat. I pulled out play #69 from the old play book, the old “OMG here comes my ex quickly flirt with me to piss her off” play, gentlemen that is the move right there easily allows you to bypass any kind of initial sexual attraction that takes forever to be built up but it must be used correctly. Before I knew it she was hanging off of me sweet tequila and dirty talk coming from her breathe. After the crowd died down I told her that we should “smoke a joint later” seeing as how she’s been changing diapers for the last 2 years I knew she was down. After about 90 minutes of mind numbing speeches and 3000 calories worth of food I decided to take Caz out back for a smoke. We made our way around to where the Limo was parked and had a quick smoke, she went on and on about her k** and bullshit - I just came at her in true Francis fashion…..”SO WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT LAID”……Caz looked at me stunned as if I had just told her I had Bigfoot trapped in my basement ”wouldn’t you like to know” she responded…typical chick answer……”Nope” I replied. ”I think you’re a heart breaker and you kill the boys on the regular”. She simply smiled, you can tell she hadn’t had attention from someone in a long time. Never being one to waste an opportunity I leaned in and kissed her…..IT’S GO TIME! If I had to guess this girl hadn’t had ...
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