1. The blowjob on the hypotenuse. (Not a CAW entry)


    Date: 8/18/2015, Categories: Fiction, Males / Female, Author: stex, Rating: 60, Source: sexstories.com

    said he could travel in space as well as time. We were naked, that also didn’t seem strange at that point, seemed to go with the traveling. His dick was sticking straight up, it seemed just natural that I suck on it. I lowered my head to it and sucked it into my mouth. His dick wasn’t exactly small, there wasn’t a lot of room for it. It was both hard and silky smooth it bumped the back of my mouth and didn’t want to go any further. I nodded up and down and swirled my tongue around the head. Pythagoras said something, it sounded complimentary, but that word wasn’t in my vocabulary. He pulled me up off his dick, I was quite sad to see it go and pushed me back on the bed. He felt up my boobs, and licked and sucked on the nipples. That was, … interesting. He lined himself up between my legs and aimed, his dick slipped inside, it was plenty wet in there. The feeling is quite indescribable. “BECAUSE PYTHAGORAS IS A DICK!” The exclamation brought me back to my senses. Pythagoras wasn’t there. It took me a while to get my bearings, there was laughter from my right. Reality asserted itself, that was Dawn (my wife). She was holding the book, inside its red dust cover, we’d bought the week before. We’d run into a talk by ...
    the author and got it signed. “Eros Eos.” Was the first thing I said, not unusual, It was something I said quite often, it was supposed to mean “I love Dawn.” or “I love the dawn.” It was about as far as my Greek actually went. That stirred memories of the dream, “I was dreaming, it was weird.” Dawn looked over at me, “Sorry Stephen, did I wake you? What was the dream about?” The details of the dream were slipping away, “I can’t quite remember, but Pythagoras is a dick.” “You were dreaming of Pythagoras?” “I think so. I think he appeared in the dream.” “Well only you would get turned on by geometry. Do you want some help with that.” She indicated to my dick with was quite obvious. “That sounds good.” She crawled down to my dick. “What does the blowjob on the hypotenuse equal?” She asked before taking me into her mouth. I never got a chance to answer the question, and the blowjob displaced the last vestiges of the dream from my head. — Later, I opened my MacBook and there was the Wikipedia page on Pythagoras. The dream came flooding back, he seemed to make a lot more sense once I’d read the Wiki article again. It's weird how you change in a dream, like you can understand Greek, or are a woman, that was different.
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